I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

Let's throw things at them!

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Postby Jay » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:08 pm

If I take the girls' advice I guess I'll only be allowed to by necklaces or belts :cool6:
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Postby Adivina » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:43 pm

Be creative, tie it on with a rope. A well placed ring hanging from it might work wonders too.
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Postby Martrae » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:30 pm

ooooo......sparklies!
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Postby araby » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:31 pm

haha..I read that and at first my brain said it read "sparklers" and I winced like this ><
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Postby Martrae » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:36 pm

You need to watch Secret of Nimh.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:16 am

so, pardon me for bumping this lovely post, but I'm curious

when is her birthday? will we get an update on how it goes once she receives said gift?

I just kinda wanna know what happens
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Postby mappatazee » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:21 am

Lol yeah dude do it and tell us if she allows you to put your wanger in her minge.
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:23 am

perhaps video when she laughs in your face so kill can cut it into nice little annimated gifs.
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Postby Zanchief » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:26 pm

Yes, update please.

If you're gonna blog like a bitch, atleast conclude it for those of us who wasted our time reading this crap.
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Postby KILL » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:17 pm

kaharthemad wrote:perhaps video when she laughs in your face so kill can cut it into nice little annimated gifs.


i will be moving out of the state next month, so i cant take on any new projects at work.

so this is a great week to say something stupid and post pictures of yourself



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Postby Shannan » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:27 pm

Martrae wrote:You need to watch Secret of Nimh.


I love that cartoon. That was one of my fav. ones when I was little.
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Postby arakys » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:43 pm

So did you give it to her yet or what?

Results???
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Postby 10sun » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:46 am

He killed himself.

oh well.
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Postby Harrison » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:54 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:so, pardon me for bumping this lovely post, but I'm curious

when is her birthday? will we get an update on how it goes once she receives said gift?

I just kinda wanna know what happens


Her birthday is Sunday. I'm busy as shit all weekend. I'll update when I get the time.
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Postby Jay » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:10 pm

As much as I'd like to see you get laughed at, do yourself a favor and get her some jewelery.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:03 pm

I'd rather be a fly on the wall when his gf talks to her friends afterwards about the cheap ass cornball present she got.

That's what would be funny.

His version will be ego-filtered.

:rofl:
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Postby Samboa » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:18 pm

My girlfriend gave me my birthday present today. After I left for work at 7:30 she called in her mom, my mom, and my grandmother and they all completely redecorated my room. They painted the walls, got a new cushion for my bowl chair, a rug, she made me a shadowbox, new pillows, all kinds of cool stuff. I was incredibly impressed. In 8 hours they put on a coat of primer, two coats of the red paint, did the ceiling and angled walls a khaki color, and got all the new stuff added/arranged. :wub:
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Postby Lueyen » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:21 pm

Happy Birthday Samboa 8).
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Postby Samboa » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:29 pm

Thanks :boots:
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Postby brinstar » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:05 am

what's a shadowbox (noun)
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Postby Ouchyfish » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:08 am

A poor man's tv. :rofl:

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Postby Darcler » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:24 am

lol

Wow, I'll pay those 4 ladies to come do our apartment. That sounds nice.
Happy birthday Samboa :balloons:
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Postby Samboa » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:32 am

A shadowbox is kind of like a picture frame that is a couple inches deep. You decorate the inside with pictures or small items. She made one with pictures of us and then had like little square mirrors and ribbon and such. I'll post some pics later of the room and of the shadowbox.

Thanks Darcler :boots:

P.S. I'm high from sleeping in paint fumes. :eyecrazy:
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Postby Ouchyfish » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:42 pm

Are you dating Martha Stewart?

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Postby Harrison » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:07 pm

OuchyFish wrote:I'd rather be a fly on the wall when his gf talks to her friends afterwards about the cheap ass cornball present she got.

That's what would be funny.

His version will be ego-filtered.

:rofl:


All of her friends are my good friends. You forget she was my best friend for 9+ years.

They all know what I'm getting her already. Not one criticism yet from any of them.

As I said, you're all a bunch of rejects and retards who have no idea what they're talking about.
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