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Do you support the ban on gay marriage?

HELL YES!
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HELL NO!
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:29 pm

Zanchief wrote:
labbats wrote:Quote me line for line in the bible where it says that.

Who cares if a person who was born gay (by God) wants to marry and have a committed relationship with another person. Quit attaching your own homophobic fears into it and let people be happy.


Oh I don't know, it's somewhere in the back. But I assure you it's true, I discussed it just the other day in my church group.

labbats wrote:Who cares if a person who was born gay (by God) wants to marry and have a committed relationship with another person.


Who cares? Jesus, for one.

labbats wrote:Quit attaching your own homophobic fears into it and let people be happy.


The only man I love enough to be gay is Jesus.



hahahah the last comment was great. You need to get yourself a cowboy hat and a girlfriend with shitballs.
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:30 pm

omgod double modified post. This thread need to have an excorcism preformed. Demons hath possessed this thread.
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Postby Phantomfist » Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:22 pm

Don't open up the 'born gay' can of worms. That's a tough one to argue.


No it's not.

How I feel about gays is rather hypocritical in even my own eyes. Gay women I totally empathize with, the female form is afterall a beautiful thing, I can understand completely why a woman would be attracted to another woman. Hell I am attracted to most women myself. Seeing two women having sex (up close and in person) would fulfill one of my life-long fantasies. The very thought of two men having sex repulses me. I know some gay men, I even have a cousin who is gay, as long as they dont rub their sexuality in my face (figuratively speaking) I dont care one way or the other. but seeing two men making out would probably make me puke.


When's the last time you saw an honest-to-gosh dyke that was hot? The women in porn aren't really homos, they're just paid to act like it.

Madison probably has the 2nd highest percentage of homos, right after San Fran. And let me tell you something, I have yet to see a hot one. 95% of the ones here try their best to look like men. Especially the dyke cops!

This is something I've never understood. I mean, if you are a lesbo and you want other lesbos to be attracted to you, why would you want to look like a man? Wouldn't you want to look as fem as possible?

In conclusion, if you were to actually see 2 real lesbos going down on each other, you would probably puke. Just imagine Rosie and Roseann sharing a double header...
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Postby KILL » Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:33 pm

Minrott wrote:Doesn't effect me one bit whether there's a law or isn't a law, so I don't give a fuck.


yeah, thats pretty much the american way these days. take care of yourself and fuck everyone else.
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Postby KILL » Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:38 pm

Phantomfist wrote:honest-to-gosh


wtf?
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Postby vonkaar » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:29 pm

I know a lesbian that looks like a freaking Dallas cowboy cheerleader. All girl... known she was a lesbian her whole life... quite proud of it.

I'm also good buddies with a lesbian that looks even manlier than me, and I'm a fucking lumberjack.
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Postby Langston » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:42 pm

Madison probably has the 2nd highest percentage of homos, right after San Fran


Nope... Atlanta has that distinction, actually.
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Postby DangerPaul » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:50 pm

Phantomfist wrote:
How I feel about gays is rather hypocritical in even my own eyes. Gay women I totally empathize with, the female form is afterall a beautiful thing, I can understand completely why a woman would be attracted to another woman. Hell I am attracted to most women myself. Seeing two women having sex (up close and in person) would fulfill one of my life-long fantasies. The very thought of two men having sex repulses me. I know some gay men, I even have a cousin who is gay, as long as they dont rub their sexuality in my face (figuratively speaking) I dont care one way or the other. but seeing two men making out would probably make me puke.


When's the last time you saw an honest-to-gosh dyke that was hot? The women in porn aren't really homos, they're just paid to act like it.

Madison probably has the 2nd highest percentage of homos, right after San Fran. And let me tell you something, I have yet to see a hot one. 95% of the ones here try their best to look like men. Especially the dyke cops!

This is something I've never understood. I mean, if you are a lesbo and you want other lesbos to be attracted to you, why would you want to look like a man? Wouldn't you want to look as fem as possible?

In conclusion, if you were to actually see 2 real lesbos going down on each other, you would probably puke. Just imagine Rosie and Roseann sharing a double header...


Phant beat me to that one. For the most part, Lesbians are not what you see on video, granted there has to be a couple attractive ones, but for the most part, the average lesbian would make you want to fuck a guy instead.
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Postby Harrison » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:09 pm

Youre pushing it Gnilt...

2 hands, that's 2 more choices better than a man right there.
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Postby DangerPaul » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:10 pm

you win, i forgot about hands ~
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Postby Diekan » Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:22 am

This is something I've never understood. I mean, if you are a lesbo and you want other lesbos to be attracted to you, why would you want to look like a man? Wouldn't you want to look as fem as possible?


I've often wondered that myself. If you want a chick that walks like a man, acts like a man, uses a strap on like a man, tries to look like a man... umm why not just get a man?

Phant beat me to that one. For the most part, Lesbians are not what you see on video, granted there has to be a couple attractive ones, but for the most part, the average lesbian would make you want to fuck a guy instead.


Agreed. Most of the "hot" one's aren't true lesbians... they're bi.

Nope... Atlanta has that distinction, actually.


Savannah has a HUGE population as well, I would be willing to bet higher than Atlanta per capita. Savannah is called the “San Fran of the East Coast” by more than a few people.

honest-to-gosh


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Postby Kramer » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:44 am

Zan is a little too articulate at playing the whole right wing, fundamentalist, gay hating, Super-loving Christian
Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
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    Postby Tossica » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:14 am

    That Opie pic is classic. bravo!
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    Postby Adivina » Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:58 am

    Zan it was almost like having Mindia back for a second.... ah good old days of arguing with a brick wall
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    honest-to-gosh dyke

    Postby veeneedefeesh » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:06 pm

    When's the last time you saw an honest-to-gosh dyke that was hot?
    ok dude for the most part you got me on that, but there are exceptions.

    I met a beautiful girl my second year at university, was drop dead gorgeous. Tall, thin, athletic and as I later found out intelligent and a great sense of humor. I worked up my nerve and asked her to go to a comedy club with me. Between comics we chatted and she said to me "You may have heard, but I think I need to tell you that I am gay, so if you had any plans for a physical relationship you can forget it" Needless to say I didn't know this, talk about heart broken. Turns out we ended up being good friends, she liked dancing and going to parties. We attended a university in the rural south and homosexuals are not looked upon favorably in the area, so they rarely got invites to parties and such. I think too that she was SOO beautiful that she intimidated most guys, she certainly intimidated me when I was thinking of asking her out. I would occasionally take her to frat parties for dancing and drinking. It worked out well for both of us, she got to go out dancing and I got to be seen with this stunner on my arm. It did wonders for my reputation and confidence. All my frat brothers were envious of me, and many girls went out with me that probably wouldnt have given me a second glance if not for the fact that they knew I occasionally dated her. I guess the thought there was "he must have something going for him if he can land a girl like that". Because of the environment at the school she never let on that she was gay and I certainly wasnt telling anyone that we had a purely platonic relationship. I ended up introducing her to another friend and they became long time lovers.

    She was a true lesbian, not bi, had no interest whatsoever in men other than as friends. In restrospect I should have known, she was on the softball team... :lol:

    As for the what you see isnt really lesbians comment, who the hell cares I still get wood watching two nice women going at it.
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    wow

    Postby Gargamellow » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:43 pm

    Most strippers are either bi or lesbian. It is tough to tell who is really a lesbian and who is just bi these days. Ever since the 90's began it has been cool to be gay. Now, after running that ignorant show which I cannot stand,"Queer eye..", well...they decide that being gay is wrong and we should stop people from being together. If you want people in your bedroom going,"Hey MAN...fucking fat ugly chics is illegal!" then I guess you have every right to choose who gay people want to be with.

    I also would like the quote directly out of the bible where Jesus claimed to hate anyone. The bible is often misunderstood. People tend to take it and twist the words to fit their belief. Such as potheads claim there is a place in the bible that says we can smoke pot without sin. I believe in God. I believe that God wants me to be kind to others and forgive those who fuck me over so that they can learn to forgive others who fuck them over. I have had sex with women and I love Jesus. So shoot me.
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    Re: wow

    Postby DangerPaul » Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:28 pm

    Gargamellow wrote: I have had sex with women and I love Jesus. So shoot me.


    My penis just pulled a turtle head from that comment and is never poking out again, thanks ~
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    Postby Langston » Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:33 pm

    If they make is so that
    fucking fat ugly chics is illegal
    You'd be up a creek with only a vibrator, Gargamellow.
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    Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:57 pm

    Ugzug... I don't think you've ever been more attractive to me than you are right now.

    That was superb.
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    Postby Langston » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:09 pm

    hmm... well you DO have a nice ass.... *wink*
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    Postby Tossica » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:56 pm

    From the pics I have seen of Garg... she looks a-ok to me... until you post your pic Ugzug, you should probably shut the fuck up about how others look.
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    Postby Langston » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:03 pm

    Tossica - I don't post mine here for a reason... I don't want it here. But just for your amusement:

    Image

    That's me! I swear it!

    As far as you thinking Gargamellow is attractive... it doesn't surprise me - I saw the picture of your girlfriend.
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    Postby Tuggan » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:04 pm

    you gonna whine and cry again next time your daughter and personal matters are dredged into your next flaming?
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    Postby Langston » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:09 pm

    I haven't "whined and cried" the last 3 times... but I reserve that right if I so choose.
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    Postby Harrison » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:14 pm

    Tuggan is that chunky female load still in your mouth making you angry?

    Oh nevermind you swallowed it...
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