When's the last time you saw an honest-to-gosh dyke that was hot?
ok dude for the most part you got me on that, but there are exceptions.
I met a beautiful girl my second year at university, was drop dead gorgeous. Tall, thin, athletic and as I later found out intelligent and a great sense of humor. I worked up my nerve and asked her to go to a comedy club with me. Between comics we chatted and she said to me "You may have heard, but I think I need to tell you that I am gay, so if you had any plans for a physical relationship you can forget it" Needless to say I didn't know this, talk about heart broken. Turns out we ended up being good friends, she liked dancing and going to parties. We attended a university in the rural south and homosexuals are not looked upon favorably in the area, so they rarely got invites to parties and such. I think too that she was SOO beautiful that she intimidated most guys, she certainly intimidated me when I was thinking of asking her out. I would occasionally take her to frat parties for dancing and drinking. It worked out well for both of us, she got to go out dancing and I got to be seen with this stunner on my arm. It did wonders for my reputation and confidence. All my frat brothers were envious of me, and many girls went out with me that probably wouldnt have given me a second glance if not for the fact that they knew I occasionally dated her. I guess the thought there was "he must have something going for him if he can land a girl like that". Because of the environment at the school she never let on that she was gay and I certainly wasnt telling anyone that we had a purely platonic relationship. I ended up introducing her to another friend and they became long time lovers.
She was a true lesbian, not bi, had no interest whatsoever in men other than as friends. In restrospect I should have known, she was on the softball team...
As for the what you see isnt really lesbians comment, who the hell cares I still get wood watching two nice women going at it.