The Bible and the errors within - A (long) religious post.

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Postby Muglack » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:20 pm

Just let it die already....


That picture, not this thread.
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Postby Aurind » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:56 pm

The reason that some people keep pushing Christianity down your throught is because they truely care about your immortal soul. Where the problem comes in, is that the bible says, in so many words, that once you've told someone the truth and they don't except it, that you should stop there. You're not supposed to push and push and push. You're not supposed to sit outside of rock and roll concerts and tell people they're going to hell if they go in. That's horse shit. Once they've said "FUCK OFF", it's time to leave them alone.

Some one conviced against their will, is of the same oppinion still. (ok, lame, but I like it anyway.)

Now Vonikar, at the same time, somewhere in your post you said that you were driven to the edge of not believing by those in your church, and that you would have to find the answer, and why can't more people be tought like that?

Well, we see where that got you? LOL

And for the record, in that last thread... I WAS NOT BASHING JEWS... I was really seriously asking a question... which it very much appears that Vonikar may be the person to answer. You definetly appear to have a good knowledge of the subject.

And to the dude that went off on me... Eat Me! ;)

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Postby Langston » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:01 pm

Aurind... go read your post in the other thread... tell me how you weren't being a condescending prick to Jewish people.

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Postby Aurind » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:03 pm

Change "the truth" to "about Jesus". The truth sounds like I'm saying your wrong and I'm right, and that was not the TONE i was going for. And as far as your knowledge of the history of religion... I was impressed. Though, I still feel like I could take you down... (cough, cough). But I'll save it for another more important topic than your eternal soul. LOL

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not intentionally

Postby Aurind » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:10 pm

I wasn't saying what I believe, I was saying that's what Christianity teaches. If it came off condesending, again, it wasn't meant to be so. Take it how ever you like to, I'm telling you how I meant for it to be. Now, if I told you that I think 99% of the people on the planet are wasting precious oxegen that I may actually need some day, that would be condescending! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:11 pm

What if 99% of the people on the planet *are* in fact wasting precious oxygen that I might someday need?

Is it alright to be condescending then?
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Postby Langston » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:12 pm

Well, Lourdes, if you stopped wasting MY oxygen, then you wouldn't be worried about the 99% of people wasting YOURS.
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shit

Postby Aurind » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:15 pm

I knew I was misspelling oxygen... doh...

and I bet Jesus would get buggered on the 50 yard line in halftime and the superbowl by bobo the dancing monkey for a Klondike bar.

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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:17 pm

Aw, poor Ugzug. He swallowed too much spooge and now he has a tummy ache and is all grumpy. @@

*hug Ugzug*
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Postby Langston » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:19 pm

...

it was a fucking joke Lourdes.

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Postby Aurind » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:20 pm

Damn, not one ha ha from my buggering Jesus line in response to Lourdes WWJD for a Klondike Bar... tought crowd.

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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:24 pm

Right back at you, grumpy pants! :)

And I was amused, Aur.
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Postby Aurind » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:26 pm

Good. :D

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Postby vonkaar » Wed May 19, 2004 6:57 am

Bump

Because...
I saw Mindia lurking in hidden mode.
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Wed May 19, 2004 7:02 am

!

This is exciting news, sir. :)

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Postby Scoota McGee » Wed May 19, 2004 7:04 am

vonkaar wrote:Bump

Because...
I saw Mindia lurking in hidden mode.


lol
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judas "hanging" himself

Postby dammuzis » Wed May 19, 2004 9:45 am

a christian once told me that Judas hung himself on his sword therebye solving both problems. depends on your definition of hang
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Postby vonkaar » Wed May 19, 2004 10:33 am

Where in the Bible does it say this? Your Christian friend came up with a solution that tries to explain the contradiction, but has no basis of fact.
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Postby dammuzis » Wed May 19, 2004 11:40 am

it doesnt say he use a rope to hang himself either. so like i said it depends on your definition of hang.
you forgot one inconsistency
the messiah (according to the scripture with the virgin giving birth) was supposed to be named Emmanuel (god with us) jospeh named him Yeshua
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Postby Donnel » Wed May 19, 2004 2:29 pm

Dammuzis

The answer is more complicated then I think you realize.

First the names:

Yeshua comes from a hebrew word meaning salvation. Image is the greek spelling of the name Jesus. This greek word also means salvation. Jesus was Image to the greeks and Yashua to those who spoke (speak) Hebrew.

Now as to the origon/reason for the name Immanuel. Immanuel means "God with us". To the writers of the Gospels this completes the portrait of the Messiah they had waited for, for so long. Jesus was their Salvation (Yeshua) and their God (Immanuel).

There are many other names that Jesus was going to be called: Isaiah 9:6 says, For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given, and the government shall be upon his shoulders and his name shall be called, wonderful, counselor (some say, wonderful counselor) the Mighty God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace. These names don't seem to cause a contradiction, yet Immanuel does, Possibly because Immanuel has been changed to Emmanual and used for people's names since then.[/img]
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Postby KILL » Wed May 19, 2004 8:54 pm

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Postby Thon » Thu May 20, 2004 12:21 am

the point is moot because anyone that believes in the bible is a retard
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Postby Zanchief » Thu May 20, 2004 12:31 am

Thon wrote:the point is moot because anyone that believes in the bible is a retard


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Postby mappatazee » Thu May 20, 2004 12:59 am

No! Jesus RULZ!! WWJD?! \
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Postby Drem » Thu May 20, 2004 1:19 am

Mindia говорит:: ЛЮБИ МЕНЯ СЕЙЧАС
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