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[Gypsiyee]

Ok.. Horendus's last post put him in the lead

it's not fair.. I don't have the artistic freedom in my role.

Ok, it's a tie now!

[horendus]

return of the huge nervis

[Xaiveir]

Oh my, let the fun begin.............

[Jirig]

OK. The way I see it...

Tri is either lying and completely owned the NT in doing so, or this kyborn77 chick has some serious mental issues.

Let's break it down. If Tri was pissed enough at this person, and kyborn77's story turned out true, all Tri would have to do is call kyborn77 and hope the phone rings more than three times.

Or, kyborn77 could be a complete attention whore who obviously thinks metal plates in the face + cerebral palsy = hot.

Upon further examination of the subject, she seems to have a multiple-personality disorder. If you dig around, you'll notice that she ends some of her posts in "-B.H." - which just so happen to take a masculine role. So in conclusion; she's either completely fucked up in the head, which wouldn't surprise me due to the immense amount of metal in her skull. OR she and her husband are happily married and joyfully spending their time posting on GasPrices forums.

Whatever the case may be, you guys need to be more creative in your role selection.

For instance, someone should play the role of the ex-boyfriend who beat her face in. Maybe apologize or tell everyone how much she deserved it or some shit.

thank gosh i'm a old kentucky hillbilly

Or play the role of her cousin-lover from Kentucky begging her to come back to his sweet, incestuous passion.

There's a LOT of fuel here. You guys need to put the knives down and pull out the flamethrowers.

[horendus]

Flamethrowers are fun but knives cut deep. We want to draw it out as much as possible and fill the board with immense piles of retardation.

[Trielelvan]

Oh brother.
a) No, I haven't made anything up. All real.

b) The story she posted on there about the faceplates, her ex beating her up... yes, I can confirm that. Well, more to the point, I can confirm that she has told this to everyone, including me, my family, and anyone else who'll have a listen all that garbage. Additionally, to what she left out of that story, is that after the boyfriend put her in the hospital, apparently her mom arranged to have her tubes tied, which she later, after she married my brother, stated that she had them untied. There isn't a record of a hospital stay, scars, or any evidence whatsoever to support this. But, there - more ammo.

Yes, she is a seriously disturbed person. And yeah, glad you caught the "B.H. Yous in Jesus" or whatever the hell it said at the end. That was, indeed, her pretending to be a fake husband. You will note that the type is nearly identical, the punctuation is identical, and the usage/wording is identical. The only thing different is the fact that more of the words are spelled right - spellchecker of course before posting.
She doesn't have DID. That was simply an attempt to gain sympathy. If she can get sympathy from ANYONE, she will try.

My brother has seen all these posts by her. He is really upset. Why haven't I just called over there to talk to her? I have my reasons for not doing so, and they directly involve my brother. I will leave it at that. *sigh* you'd really have to know the personalities of these two to understand why I am going about this the way I am. It's a lot more complicated than it should be.

Meanwhile, I have posts to go look at.

[Trielelvan]

LOL!
Ok, yielding to you guys was defintely the best decision.

Genius I tell you. I <3 you guys so much right now.

[Gypsiyee]

She never sent me a picture

[horendus]

I had a friend one time, that you are reminding me of. He was mean and used to pick fights with people just because he didn;t have a mom. One day he picked a fight with the wrong person and he got stabbed in the face!! I was there and saw the whole thing happen. We were walking to the McDonalds and he had been drinking again, and was like "hey watch this" and he walked up to this really skinny guy. My friend was like twice his size. And he just pushed him for no reason. Well the guy he pushed pulled a knife out of his pocket and stabbed my friend in the face right in the corner of his nose. The knife when deep into his nose and the guy ran away.

I hate quoting myself, but I wanted to put this here so I could read it without going to that lame site. I lol when I read it. Each time.

[Trielelvan]

She never sent me a picture

I doubt she would ever send a real picture of herself. Would you like one?

Be back in a few hours. Gotta take the baby to the doctor.

[Tacks]

I think we all deserve to see it. I need to know what material i'm working with here.

[Jirig]

Yes. You must post her RL picture here. We must see the metal-faced vixxen~

[horendus]

She sounds right up my ally. Half machine! So hawt~

[Martrae]

She flamed ya, Ugz. Or tried to anyway.

[horendus]

omgpwnz0redroflcopter!

[Xaiveir]

Roflmao this is getting good.

[Langston]

*hrumph*

[Martrae]

Ugz....I think you were just outdone....

[Diekan]

That message board sucks, it's lay out is horrible.

[runamonk]

Um that board is buggy. it let me edit a message that I didn't post. Notice the "Whoa" at the bottom of that last message? LOL I added that on there t hinking it wouldn't work but it did hehe.

[Diekan]

that was my message... nakeid is my screen name, but it's showing me as a veteran poster with 200 points lol. what a piece of shit board. I can't even seen my screen name.

[Langston]

Holy cow. That dude just owned her hardcore.

ROFL!

[Martrae]

That was you, Diekan???

ROFL

[runamonk]

Yeah I figured. It was odd it let edit it though LOL. The edit thing is gone now but that was interesting.

[Diekan]

Yes....

Kyborn77,

I am really shocked that you posted about our affair on the Internet. It was supposed to be our secret. But, then again I'm not the only guy who's been slapping your ass and making you call daddy, now am I.

I'll give you a call later... to talk about the itchy rash I now have around my penis that I could have only caught from you. Thank you. Now I can never get laid again. Well, except from you. But, the thing is you really aren't that great. I mean sex with you was like a glass of water, wet and sloppy. And, how many times have you called me the wrong name?

I sware I don't know what I saw in you... Trying to have a decent coversation with you was like talking to a bowl of Fruit Loops, but at least the Loops were fun to look at. I'd like to see you in a battle of wits against Jessica Simpson, but I'm afraid she'd own you hard... ohh and by the my dear Kyborn... no they haven't caught that guy named "Al Qaeda" - last I heard he's still at large. Also, the US is not at war with Florida... Florida is one of our states you silly slut.

At any rate you're right K... you're not a whore, because at least they DO charge for their services... you're just a cheap slut. In fact *I* should have been charging YOU. The back strain I've had to endure from supporting your MASSIVE ass as you rode me. For the IQ points I lost listening your "ideas" and "opinions." And, for the pain and suffereing you put my penis through with the cocktail of diseases hold up in that *prison* between your legs.

Anyway, call me later you dirty little... I mean big girl... we'll talk.

Ohh by the way I talked to you man... I'll let you figure out which one I'm talking about... he said it's ok that your a cheater. He realizes how much money on food he's going to save when your whale of an ass is gone for good. I couldn't believe it myself, but according to his calculations you eat about 300 dollars a week in food. He's looking forward to it!

Call me love, we'll go out down to Denny's again and see if you can eat your own weight in pecan pie again... last time you came close - sorry bastards kicked us out though... but this time we'll get a table back in the back so they won't see us! And, we'll talk about this rash you gave me. I'm sure it's probably because I was porking one of your folds and not your snatch... mayhe it was the sweat from the fold and not one of your diseases. At any rate next time I'll just roll your tubby ass around in some flower and look for a the wet spot... just hope it doesn't come out green.

Was me.