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Postby Tossica » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:05 pm

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Postby Lyion » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:51 pm

When do we get Jurassic Park?
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Postby Narrock » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:54 pm

Lyion, you're such a party pooper lol I was gonna have fun with this :teehee:
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:24 pm

Atheists planted it there.

True story, my sister works in a museum and once she had a tour of catholic kids. She went on to explain fossilization and stuff and the teacher snickered to his kids in the middle of her presentation that he could make fossils in his backyard overnight.

I wonder whats worse for children, this guy, or the liberal teachers trying to teach children acceptance.
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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:02 am

Zanchief wrote:Atheists planted it there.

True story, my sister works in a museum and once she had a tour of catholic kids. She went on to explain fossilization and stuff and the teacher snickered to his kids in the middle of her presentation that he could make fossils in his backyard overnight.

I wonder whats worse for children, this guy, or the liberal teachers trying to teach children acceptance.


Q: I wonder whats worse for children, this guy, or the liberal teachers trying to teach children acceptance.

A: Liberal teachers trying to teach children acceptance.
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Postby brinstar » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:08 am

"This is another piece to the puzzle and there are a lot of them," he said. "Anyone who would argue that birds and dinosaurs are not related -- frankly I'd put them in the Flat Earth Society group."


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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:15 am

Yeah it's pretty cool seeing all the birds nowadays with little arms. Take a good look at that sparrow sitting in the tree outside your house. Looks like he's been working out. And all those T-Rex fossils that were dug up... look at all the feathers they found with them.
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Postby Gidan » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:45 am

Mindia wrote:Yeah it's pretty cool seeing all the birds nowadays with little arms. Take a good look at that sparrow sitting in the tree outsided your house. Looks like he's been working out. And all those T-Rex fossils that were dug up... look at all the feathers they found with them.


That is something you would say. I guess you missed the whole evolution part. No wait you just refuse to even consider it because you book says god put 2 humans on the planet and we all came from them. Oh wait no, wasn't it that he put 1 human and then created a second from his rib bone or somehting.

Why is it that so many people say, show us the links? Then when you do they say that proves nothing and will then come back again and say show us the links. It seems that yall want the entire puzzle to be found at once and not assembled over time, you just refuse to accept a single piece of a puzzle.
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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:53 am

Because your "links" are ridiculous, that's why. You'll never understand this concept so this argument will forever be in a loop, or until Jesus comes back again. Then it will be funny to see all the non-believers all of a sudden turn into believers.
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Postby Ganzo » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:00 pm

Mindia, don't be loony. Evolution does not disprove your religion. Bible just stated that God created universe, it did not specify if it was done with evolution, of snaping fingers
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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:01 pm

My bigger point was that the so-called "links" don't prove anything. If they did then I'd shutup about it.
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Postby Gidan » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:03 pm

So what would be a credable link in your eyes mindia?
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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:24 pm

A. If there were no apes, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Orangutans, etc. in existence today. Using your illogic... they would have all evolved by now.

B. If they found a T-Rex with wings instead of just a similar hip structure and/or other superficial meaningless coincidences.

C. If humans were built to walk on all fours (which they're not). We're bipeds, unlike Gorillas and Chimpanzees, who aren't exactly quadrupeds, because that means having 4 feet, but they walk mostly on all fours. They have the ability to walk as bipeds briefly... but there is a HUGE difference.

I can shoot so many holes in the theory of evolution it would make your head spin. That's why I don't buy into it. That's why I had to change my major in college from Anthropology to <anything else> because I couldn't take the BS anymore. You might as well give up. They're never going to find any "transitional" fossils because there aren't any.
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Postby brinstar » Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:33 pm

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Postby Ganzo » Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:37 pm

I don't think you understand the theory of evolution Mindia
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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:45 pm

Ganzo wrote:I don't think you understand the theory of evolution Mindia


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Postby Tuggan » Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:51 pm

its like his religion ganzo, he probably spent a weekend or two reading and is now an expert.
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Postby Lyion » Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:30 pm

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Postby Diabolik » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:26 pm

If pepperoni pizza evolved from plain cheese pizza, then why are there still plain cheese pizzas?
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Postby Gidan » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:07 pm

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The ISP I work for had a contest for a new T-Shirt. One of the guys I work with used that picture in his design and it was shot down because they were worrier people would think we were advocating porn.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:29 am

Tuggan wrote:its like his religion ganzo, he probably spent a weekend or two reading and is now an expert.


Now you're talking about your political expertise.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:30 am

Gidan wrote:
lyion wrote:Image


The ISP I work for had a contest for a new T-Shirt. One of the guys I work with used that picture in his design and it was shot down because they were worrier people would think we were advocating porn.


That picture is funny as hell.
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Postby numatu » Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:12 am

Being the descendents of a gigantic incestuous orgy is much more appealing?
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Postby Zanchief » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:19 am

Ganzo wrote:I don't think you understand the theory of evolution Mindia
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Postby Rust » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:55 am

Mindia wrote:A. If there were no apes, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Orangutans, etc. in existence today. Using your illogic... they would have all evolved by now.


They did. They evolved into apes, Gorillas, Chimpazees, and Orangutans, from whatever primate our Last Common Ancestor was, several million years ago (exact estimates vary).

(Variation on the 'if man evolved from apes, why are there still apes', to which the retort 'if Americans are descended from Europeans, why are there still Europeans' usually suffices.)

B. If they found a T-Rex with wings instead of just a similar hip structure and/or other superficial meaningless coincidences.


They have found feathered dinosaurs. Of course, you'll just say feathers and skeletal structure are 'superficial meaningless coincidences'. Wings *are* just arms.

(Variation on 'moving the goalposts' -- keep redefining what you need to show.)

C. If humans were built to walk on all fours (which they're not). We're bipeds, unlike Gorillas and Chimpanzees, who aren't exactly quadrupeds, because that means having 4 feet, but they walk mostly on all fours. They have the ability to walk as bipeds briefly... but there is a HUGE difference.


Humans are partly adapted to walking on two legs - there are still imperfections in our adaptation - the internal organs in the abdomen, for example, and the fact that standing gives us slipped disks and a bad back. Basically we're a quadruped who started walking upright a couple million years ago - the adaptation isn't perfect. In fact, I even heard young humans still walk on all fours, but later learn to walk on two legs! Amazing, isn't it!

(Variation on... I guess the 'argument from incredulity' -- I can't understand this so it must be false.)

I can shoot so many holes in the theory of evolution it would make your head spin. That's why I don't buy into it. That's why I had to change my major in college from Anthropology to <anything else> because I couldn't take the BS anymore. You might as well give up. They're never going to find any "transitional" fossils because there aren't any.


*All* species are transitional. If you understood basic evolutionary theory, you'd know that -- it's basic. The only people who expect a half-fish/half-mammal fossil to show up are the people who don't know squat about evolution. Instead they've found whole lineages of evolutionary transitions that deniers like you just ignore.

This is all basic stuff, you just never looked at it with open eyes. The only thing you're shooting is blanks. (At least you don't lie about it though, I give you credit for that. You're just misinformed.)


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