Zanchief wrote:I think I could pretty much own you at almost all sporting events since I'm not fat and slow. I was a pretty good athlete in high-school, not great but good.
Playing basketball against you would be like beating up a infant.
I don't know how much you play basketball, but I doubt it would be anywhere near that bad. Basketball is likely what I am worst at out of all the sports I mess with, though.
Football, I made varsity my freshman year which in my shitty school was almost unheard of. Fullback/Halfback, and OLB. Had I went to a real school I likely could have played for a really good fucking team.
Track, I placed second in the SCC high jump. (kid in first was jumping literally 2ft. higher than me, fucking ridiculous) I also did the 300 hurdles, 4x4, 50m, and the long jump.
P.S. I am neither fat nor slow and haven't been either for YEARS. I am also not a prepubescent boy on the same note. At my heaviest I was probably still more of an athlete than you. Weight doesn't mean shit.