Shazzam!
Wow, can it be that Miami is that good or the Patriots are that bad? What's going on?
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Now I present the short play "Patriots Postgame Locker Room."
Bill Belichick: "Men, no one believes in us."
Rodney Harrison: "Come on, Coach. That disrespect thing is starting to get a bit old."
Belichick: "No. Really! I'm serious this time."
Tedy Bruschi: "Sure, Bill. Sure. This time you're serious. Whatever."
Belichick: "I am! With Tom out for the season and our getting killed at home by the Dolphins, no one believes in us. For the first time ever, it's really true!"
Harrison: "We've taken you at your word every other time, but this just seems ridiculous now. Of course people believe in us -- we are the most successful franchise of the decade. And we're 2-1 and in a weak division. We'll be fine. And everyone knows it."
Belichick: "But half our crowd left! We had won 21 in a row, and half our crowd left! That's disrespect!"
Bruschi: "That's called beating traffic so you can go out and enjoy a beautiful September afternoon, Coach. Plus, half the crowd stayed."
Belichick: "But, but, but … disrespect!"
Harrison: "Coach, enough. How about you take the bye week to learn how to stop the spread offense, then come back and coach us up, OK? Or do you not know what you're doing and really had all that success only thanks to Tom Brady and cheating?"
Belichick: "Disrespeeeeeeeeeeeeect!"
Scene.
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