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Postby Phlegm » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:05 pm

Diekan wrote:I took a prego test once.... and failed.


I am pretty sure you can't get pregnant when you're taking it up the ass.
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Postby Diekan » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:42 pm

Fucker... now you tell me.... next time you come over *I* get to be the pitcher and you get play catcher.
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Postby Arlos » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:52 pm

There's an ancient story from Ancient Rome by a comedic writer named Ovid that this reminds me of. In the story, this clueless guy is convinced by his wife that since he let her be on top, he's now pregnant....

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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:05 am

Snero wrote:
Gaazy wrote: scared shitless of doctors


it's not something I would ever really want to do, or feel comfortable doing but it doesn't seem like it's THAT bad of a request considering she was apparently terrified


Well the thing is, women are supposed to get a pap every single year. She might not have a bf, she could just be scrumping random people the next time her pap time comes around and then what will she do? Just skip the pap because she's too much of a pussy to get her wuwu examined? That's a pretty nice way to end up with an STD, pregnant, or advanced cervical cancer because you left it unchecked. When weighing the option, I'd say those are a bit more scary than the big bad doctor. Plus if she's lived there all her life, a gynecologist is something you should have as a regular doctor that you see every single time, not trade up every exam
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Postby Snero » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:23 am

thats the thing though, if she needed him to go she probably hasn't been doing it every year and she was reaching out for help

either that or she's a bit crazy and enjoys doesn't know the definition of quality time spent with your significant other
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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:33 am

I dunno, in general I find it a bit strange that they were only dating 2 months and in that short time span just happened to be the time she'd need a pap and needed to reach out to her very short spanned bf and ask him to see the gyno with her.

I'm gonna go with crazy~
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Postby Agrajag » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:18 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:but my uterus isn't stretched out enough yet!


I can fix that for you...
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:44 pm

Trust me, crazy it is~
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Postby Darcler » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:57 am

I use my gyno as my regular doctor. It's much easier. Plus, with my line of thinking, I'm just not going to her to check my vagina all the time, she also sees me for other things so it isnt as weird to me.

Plus, next girlfriend you get that is afraid of the gyno, have her see a woman. The creepy factor goes down about 90%.
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Postby Harrison » Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:53 am

I always ask for a female doctor :dunno:
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Postby Jennay » Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:15 am

Me too
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Postby Darcler » Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:22 pm

Harrison wrote:I always ask for a female doctor :dunno:


haha
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Postby Harrison » Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:39 pm

I don't feel comfortable having a man touch my shit.
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