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Postby Jay » Tue May 29, 2007 8:52 pm

How long does it take for a woman to get the side effects of pregnancy (sickness etc etc) after sex?
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Postby Martrae » Tue May 29, 2007 9:06 pm

I didn't start having morning sickness until I was about 4 or so weeks along.
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Postby Jay » Tue May 29, 2007 9:08 pm

:ugh:

I'll keep you posted...
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue May 29, 2007 9:09 pm

Thats how I knew I was pregnant, the morning sickness, etc. I was 6 weeks along, and had had symptoms for 2-3 weeks.

Dude, you couldnt keep it up, do you really think she is pregnant?
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Postby Phlegm » Tue May 29, 2007 9:10 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Thats how I knew I was pregnant, the morning sickness, etc. I was 6 weeks along, and had had symptoms for 2-3 weeks.

Dude, you couldnt keep it up, do you really think she is pregnant?


He didn't say it was his sperm.
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Postby Martrae » Tue May 29, 2007 9:12 pm

Did she skip a period?
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Postby Jay » Tue May 29, 2007 9:12 pm

5 weeks ago I could =\
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue May 29, 2007 9:13 pm

Then why else would he be posting? I don't know about you guys, but Jay has always struck me as the kind of guy who didn't give a fuck unless it affected him directly.
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Postby Jay » Tue May 29, 2007 9:16 pm

I just asked and no she didn't thank god. The world may rejoice as I'm not reproducing yet.
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Postby Martrae » Tue May 29, 2007 9:17 pm

Uh.....that's not always a reliable indicator.

Pregnancy tests are fairly cheap. Invest in some.
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Postby Jay » Tue May 29, 2007 9:17 pm

I'll buy 4 of em otw home from work.
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue May 29, 2007 9:18 pm

Let us know, I want to help pick the name!!!
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Postby Jay » Tue May 29, 2007 9:20 pm

In honor of Gidan, I'd name the boy Tiki.

But no, fuck that, she's not pregnant.
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue May 29, 2007 9:21 pm

Thank the Lord in Heaven.

But in all seriousness, are you afraid of being a parent, or are you just not ready right now? You know how to make sure she isnt pregnant right? Dont have sex with her. If you arent ready to make the commitment to parenthood, dont dip your wick.
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Postby Jay » Tue May 29, 2007 9:28 pm

Hi, I heard about her being sick and stuff like 15 min ago so I'm simply reacting to new news like right now. I doubt she's even pregnant but I think 15 min of thinking about how the next couple of decades of my life hardly warrants an abstinence lecture.
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Postby 10sun » Tue May 29, 2007 9:36 pm

Just stick it in her butt. Nobody gets pregnant from butt sex.
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Postby Jay » Tue May 29, 2007 9:39 pm

If I had to, I could do it. I'm always ready to take responsibility for my actions. The only thing that is not ready is how mommy and daddy feel about each other, but again, I'm sure she's not pregnant since she didn't skip. I think she just has food poisoning or something.
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Postby Tacks » Wed May 30, 2007 12:08 am

You mean NOW she has food poisoning.
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Postby Harrison » Wed May 30, 2007 12:13 am

Tacks wrote:You mean NOW she has food poisoning.


I fucking LOL'd.
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Postby Mop » Wed May 30, 2007 12:43 am

10sun wrote:Just stick it in her butt. Nobody gets pregnant from butt sex.
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do it when she isnt expecting it, when she goes down, oh and she will, scream DOWN GOES FRASIERRR - dont expect sex for at least a month after this but its well worth the enjoyment.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed May 30, 2007 5:11 am

Jay you spazzatron, someone getting nauseous a couple times is hardly an indication of pregnancy unless it ties in with something else - if you're retarded enough to be having unprotected sex in addition to no birth control though, lol at you.

If she IS on birth control, the chances of her getting pregnant (as long as she's using it CORRECTLY and not all willy nilly) are so slim that her not feeling well for a day or two shouldn't freak you out
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed May 30, 2007 5:55 am

10sun wrote:Just stick it in her butt. Nobody gets pregnant from butt sex.
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Jay, with your dick size, I'm sure she would barely feel it.
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Postby 10sun » Wed May 30, 2007 8:35 am

Gypsiyee wrote:Jay you spazzatron, someone getting nauseous a couple times is hardly an indication of pregnancy unless it ties in with something else - if you're retarded enough to be having unprotected sex in addition to no birth control though, lol at you.

If she IS on birth control, the chances of her getting pregnant (as long as she's using it CORRECTLY and not all willy nilly) are so slim that her not feeling well for a day or two shouldn't freak you out


No offense, but all it takes is the fucking twat to forget take the pill once & there goes any sort of credibility... she can barely remember to take her dirty dishes to the fucking sink... no faith.
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Postby Martrae » Wed May 30, 2007 8:39 am

^This is true.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed May 30, 2007 9:35 am

That's why I said if she's using it correctly

Ah, the beauty of nuvaring.
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