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don't use old eggs

bad news, man

holy shit

Food poisoning is probably the worst experience in life I can speak of.

...and I've had a few near-death experiences.

brain: dude you can use those, it says "PURCHASE BY 05/28" not "USE BY 05/28"
fingers: *crack egg on frying pan and dump contents*
nose:
eyes: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa there's a thing
gut:
brain: but dude there's nothing else to eat
eyes: yeah fuck you brain, those are going in the garbage
brain:
stomach:
brain:
hands: *toss*

omfg thank you

I needed that belly laugh more than you can believe.

fyi, Hungarian wax peppers are pretty fucking hot! lips still burning...

An experience very close to that is the reason I haven't eaten eggs in 18 years. Mine went like this:

Me: Get out frying pan, crack egg; scream bloody murder at the umm abomination currently cooking.

So imagine the sight and smell and there you have it. I have gotten better lately but at one point I couldn't even stand the thought of the things. /shudder.

I couldn't live without eggs.

Harrison wrote:I couldn't live without eggs.

i couldn't live w/o them either. from general scrambles, omelettes, skillets, or OE-OH to scrambled, cut/rolled and dipped in soy sauce, to egg whites in my miso or making caesar dressing or shitloads of asian noodle dishes that you spread a raw egg over the top of, mmmmm. i couldn't imagine not having eggs

Haylo wrote:An experience very close to that is the reason I haven't eaten eggs in 18 years. Mine went like this:

Me: Get out frying pan, crack egg; scream bloody murder at the umm abomination currently cooking.

So imagine the sight and smell and there you have it. I have gotten better lately but at one point I couldn't even stand the thought of the things. /shudder.

Omg
There is no amount of Febreeze that can rid the home of that smell in any short period of time.

My brother once pulled the plug on the deep freeze in the garage right after my folks had bought half a steer, 20lbs of chicken, pork... we didn't realize until like a week and a half later.
Mom and I spent 2 days cleaning it out... I damn near became a vegetarian because of that. /shiver

that makes me cringe actually. half a cow, 20lbs of chicken, and some pork? fuck

I'd pour cola on it and see if any "worms" creep out lol. Then I'd go puke.

Trielelvan wrote:

Haylo wrote:An experience very close to that is the reason I haven't eaten eggs in 18 years. Mine went like this:

Me: Get out frying pan, crack egg; scream bloody murder at the umm abomination currently cooking.

So imagine the sight and smell and there you have it. I have gotten better lately but at one point I couldn't even stand the thought of the things. /shudder.

Omg
There is no amount of Febreeze that can rid the home of that smell in any short period of time.

My brother once pulled the plug on the deep freeze in the garage right after my folks had bought half a steer, 20lbs of chicken, pork... we didn't realize until like a week and a half later.
Mom and I spent 2 days cleaning it out... I damn near became a vegetarian because of that. /shiver

good god, that's a lot of money down the drain I reckon

Our entire apartment smells like saffron because my roommate won't keep it in a tin and he cooks every weekend for 50 people. I have a hard time eating there because of it.

Gypsiyee wrote:

Trielelvan wrote:

Haylo wrote:An experience very close to that is the reason I haven't eaten eggs in 18 years. Mine went like this:

Me: Get out frying pan, crack egg; scream bloody murder at the umm abomination currently cooking.

So imagine the sight and smell and there you have it. I have gotten better lately but at one point I couldn't even stand the thought of the things. /shudder.

Omg
There is no amount of Febreeze that can rid the home of that smell in any short period of time.

My brother once pulled the plug on the deep freeze in the garage right after my folks had bought half a steer, 20lbs of chicken, pork... we didn't realize until like a week and a half later.
Mom and I spent 2 days cleaning it out... I damn near became a vegetarian because of that. /shiver

good god, that's a lot of money down the drain I reckon

Indeed. Was back in 1982 or so and there's a butcher in Arlington they used to go to - I think the deal was $650 for all of it.
To say my dad was pissed would be a gross understatement.

Jennay: you didn't need to pour any cola on it. They were already there on everything in force hon. It was... uh... not an experience I wish to ever have to repeat... ever.

araby wrote:Our entire apartment smells like saffron because my roommate won't keep it in a tin and he cooks every weekend for 50 people. I have a hard time eating there because of it.

wth saffron isnt cheap. he must use it fast

it's not that he's using it fast, it's that he won't keep it in a tin or something to keep the strong odor out.