Sheep

[kaharthemad]

with all the shit in the news today I thought you would enjoy a good laugh....

http://www.yorkdispatch.com/Stories/0,1 ... 71,00.html




he was a baaaaaa boy

[Zanchief]

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[Themosticles]

[araby]

That's gross! Sad mf that guy.

[Tossica]

PFfft... yeah right. Like everyone doesn't fuck sheep.

[araby]

Well, I for one can say that the only f'ed up fact I know about farm animals is that a goat's penis is shaped like a pencil and I know that because people have goats here.

Goat fuckers A man that lives in the country on the land my brother hunts during deer season puts boots on his goat lol.

[Jimmy Durante]

This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.

"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."

He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "AH built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."

"But ye fuck ONE sheep...."

[Treehorn]

hehe I remember that joke being a lot longer, but still funny

[DangerPaul]

On a side note, cong to Harrison for finally losing his virginity.