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by **Narrock** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:06 pm

My stepson just turned 21, so I got him a portable digital blood alcohol reading device, just in case he's not sure before getring behind the wheel. Got my mom a hummingbird wind spinning chime thingy. Got my dad 3 books: O'Reilly "Killing Lincoln", Savage "Abuse of Power", Ingraham "Of Thee I Zing.". Got my wife a new home office chair by Temperpedic. Got my sister some copper yard decorative sculptures. Got my bro-in-law a basketball almanac. Got Lexi a pink Schwinn tricycle with a Dora the Explorer helmet, and also got her a shitload of other things... sticker books, coloring books, an art easel from Ikea that has a chalkboard on one side, and a dry erase board on the other, and a bunch of little kid stuff. Y'all already know what I want.

by **10sun** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:19 pm

Narrock wrote:My stepson just turned 21, so I got him a portable digital blood alcohol reading device, just in case he's not sure before getring behind the wheel.

BAC readers are a party game!

by **Narrock** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:45 am

10sun wrote:
Narrock wrote:My stepson just turned 21, so I got him a portable digital blood alcohol reading device, just in case he's not sure before getring behind the wheel.

BAC readers are a party game!

lol I know, but I just want him to have it just in case.

by **leah** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:36 am

10sun wrote:
Narrock wrote:My stepson just turned 21, so I got him a portable digital blood alcohol reading device, just in case he's not sure before getring behind the wheel.

BAC readers are a party game!

truth. we used to have a lot of fun with those things in college.

by **Griever** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:11 am

I've been looking for one of those. Where can I find one?

by **Narrock** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:49 am

http://www.portablebreathalyzer.net/

by **brinstar** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:36 pm

we have professional-grade breathalyzers at work and sometimes when work people hang out they make an appearance >.>

by **leah** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:08 pm

related: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/hal ... nk-driving

yay, nebraska. :P

by **Narrock** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:51 pm

funny

by **Tossica** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:53 pm

One of my oldest friends is a cop now and we have had a great time with his Toxilizer. The crazy thing is... when I think I'm way shitfaced, far too drunk to even consider getting in a car, I'd still blow far below the legal limit. When I finally did blow over, I was a mess. Probably 7-8 beers.

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