Tales from the hood bandit style.

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Tales from the hood bandit style.

Postby Spazz » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:49 am

I just got home from 7-11. That bitch was being robbed when i got there. Big shocker it was totally a young black guy in a hoody and scull cap and shit. I new things wasnt right cuz when i came around the corner i saw a car backed in at the far side of the parking lot running with the lights off. I walked in anyway cuz im never scared homie and i wanted to make sure my paki cigarette merchant wasnt about to be kilt. Ol dude was totally an amateur and booked it out of the store the second I walked in the door. Talked to the POlice and as usual first thing them niggaz said to me was " was the guy black"? Its almost the first thing they ask every time. My fave version ever is " the guy was black wasnt he?" when I busted some goon breaking into a house while going for a walk one night. Anyway no one was hurt scurred or arrested and thats my story.
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Re: Tales from the hood bandit style.

Postby Lyion » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:37 am

Explain to me again why you continue to live in the American equivalent of Beirut?

Also, Spazz do you work? Why not look into a job elsewhere?

p.s. this made me think of you Spazz
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2012/01/06/ ... s-devices/
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Re: Tales from the hood bandit style.

Postby Spazz » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:55 pm

I just got to working again but i got a bullshit job and no savings im starting at square 1. I dont hate my neighborhood I kind of think these ignorant ass people are entertaining.



This song reminds me of home :)
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