by Arlos » Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:00 pm
Translation for Zanchief:
White Trash Woman (WTW) is in a convenience store, complaining that the bottle of soda, (of the brand "Faygo") which she just bought was flat, so therefore she deserved a free new one, while laughably getting the current date incorrect, stating 11/2013 was 6 months ago, as the bottle had an 11/13 expiration date.
Store Clerk (SC) disagrees. Notes that it is 4/13, so 11/13 is 7 months from now, and hasn't happened yet, and as a result, her bottle of "Faygo" is not even remotely past its expiration date.
WTW bitches louder, longer, and continues her laughable inability to comprehend the intricacies of how the calendar works.
This disagreement continues for several minutes. WTW then insists SC drink the "Faygo" in question. He demurs, stating he doesn't care for that brand.
WTW insists that since this is a White Trash area of town, everyone in it must be as white trash as she, and therefore love the stuff, unlike people from a different district. (which she apparently considers uppity, or the like)
Her African-American boyfriend (AABf), who is approximately half her size, then enters the store and proceeds to have a fit on her behalf. He knocks over store shelves in his puerile attempt at rage.
At this point, a police officer enters the store. AABf then begins ranting and screaming at the newly arrived officer. The police officer endures this for a time, finally gets fed up, and uses his taser on AABf, who drops like a rock. Post-tasing, the AABf begins crying like a 2 year old deprived of ice cream, while WTW begins her own ranting diatribe at the police officer.
Spazz then leaves the establishment, heads to his car, where he enjoys some hearty amusement at the actions of WTW and AABf, and the aftermath of the arrival of the police officer.
That any clearer?
All in all, it is pretty amusing. Stupidity is, apparently, its own reward...
-Arlos