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A new way to remember your old pet.

Postby kaharthemad » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:23 pm

Want to remember Twinkels the wonder kitten? Want lay on Spot after he is dead? Now you can with Pet Pillows!!!!


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http://www.jeanettestaxidermy.com/pet_pillows.html

Yes thats right Pet Pillows!!! Cat Crew look out! When you out live your usefulness you will be processed into the throw pillow for someone like Ugz or Scoota.
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Postby Martrae » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:26 pm

That's freaky...
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Postby Langston » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:29 pm

Time to start harvesting cats. I bet she'd make me a pair of slippers...
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:30 pm

Please freeze your pet immediately upon passing to
insure there will be no hair slippage. Double bag to
insure no freezerburn.



I think that is the first time that sentence has been used in the history of mankind.
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Postby Project DARC » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:44 pm

i always wanted to make underwear out of my dogs ears. they'd be ideal.
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Postby Trielelvan » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:06 am

You know, taxidermists are some of the strangest people.
I mean, who the hell would mount THIS on their wall?
fucking psychos...
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Postby Gaazy » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:34 am

I've got the head of a buck on my wall@
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Postby labbats » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:36 am

In my roadside hotel, my mother prefers taxidermy.
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