Scientology makes me sick

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Scientology makes me sick

Postby Harrison » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:02 am

100%

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

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I openly call ANYONE who "believes" in that fucking garbage an idiot.
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Postby Harrison » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:09 am

In the official Church of Scientology magazine Advance! (#130, pgs.22-23), there is a report about an Operating Thetan who, it is alleged, walked directly into the path of an oncoming truck but saved their own life by traveling in time to before they left their home. "I made the decision instantly to turn back time", says the anonymous Scientologist, who then found himself "standing by the door I'd left not 10 seconds before - completely unscathed". The author reports being "very pleased" with his OT abilities.


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Postby Zanchief » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:18 am

Walking on water, turning back time, it's all the same to me.
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Postby Tikker » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:37 am

Zanchief wrote:Walking on water, turning back time, it's all the same to me.


haha
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Postby vonkaar » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:52 am

Zanchief wrote:Walking on water, turning back time, it's all the same to me.


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Postby Ganzo » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:42 am

Why do you care what they belive in. As long as it gives them spiritual light and leads to betering oneself, i could care less if they worship Chulthu or Tickers Left Nostril
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Postby KILL » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:11 am

telling lies is bettering yourself?
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Postby Harrison » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:21 pm

Ganzo wrote:Why do you care what they belive in. As long as it gives them spiritual light and leads to betering oneself, i could care less if they worship Chulthu or Tickers Left Nostril


I completely understand what you're getting at.

This is ridiculous though.

Have you ever read up on what these people actually believe? It's a religion CREATED, out of thin air, by a science-fiction author.
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Postby Darcler » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:22 pm

Created on a bet, at that. Too see who could get people to follow them first :)
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:24 pm

All religion is CREATED, you think that Catholocism has always been here? No, its a bunch of men deciding what was right and wrong and writing a book about 3,000 years ago
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Postby Tikker » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:25 pm

Harrison wrote:
Have you ever read up on what these people actually believe? It's a religion CREATED, out of thin air, by a science-fiction author.


erm, they all are (well, not the science-fiction author....unless you consider writing it down to make them a defacto sci-fi author)
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Postby Arlos » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:57 pm

Yeah, but most others weren't started as a competitive bet between 2 sci fi authors to see who could found the religion with the most followers and do it first.

The bet was between Hubbard and Heinlein. Hubbard won, but Heinlein's religion still exists, it's known as the Church of All Worlds.

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Postby Harrison » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:02 pm

That's my point exactly.

Christianity wasn't developed for the sole purpose of "hah, I got more followers tee hee"

Quite frankly, I can't think of any religion off the top of my head excluding the two mentioned previously (Scientology and CAW) created for a bet.
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:07 pm

Harrison wrote:Christianity wasn't developed for the sole purpose of "hah, I got more followers tee hee"



Then why are all Christian Holidays around the same time as Pagan holidays.

Do some research, Jesus was born in the fall when shepeards were out in the fields with their flocks, not at Christmas time.

Just some food for thought
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Postby Tikker » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:09 pm

The Kizzy wrote:
Harrison wrote:Christianity wasn't developed for the sole purpose of "hah, I got more followers tee hee"



Then why are all Christian Holidays around the same time as Pagan holidays.

Do some research, Jesus was born in the fall when shepeards were out in the fields with their flocks, not at Christmas time.

Just some food for thought


erm, you really don't know what you are talking about
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Postby Arlos » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:17 pm

Christian holidays are the same days as pagan holidays beceause the church was annoyed that people were technically converting to Christianity, but were still celebrating the old festivals like they always had. So, they co-opted the pagan festivals, made christian holidays that matched up with them, so that people could celebrate the same days they had, but do it in a fashion the christian church approved of.

Christmas, for example, co-opted the Celebration of Mithras, just as one example.

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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:30 pm

Yes, I do. I hate to sound Mindia-ish, but I did research this about 5 years ago.
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Postby Drem » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:41 pm

Scientology is hilarious. Don't you have to take a course and pay some outrageous amount of money before you can become a member? The fruity little club that brainwashed Chef

Hubbard is a genius. Why write a book when a religion can make you so much more money.
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Postby Minrott » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:55 pm

shhh otherwise Xenon (god named after a gas?) might come back and put us all on a mountain and blow it up with hydrogen bombs.
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:01 pm

I thought scientology was actually a big joke when Hubbard created it? Am I mistaken.


It doesn't matter... The Flying Spaghetti Monster will destroy all those scientology heathens starting with Tom Cruise.
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Postby Dylan » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:07 pm

The main problem with Scientology that they try their best to cover up is people dying after giving them thousands of dollars for tests and "education" etc. So they pay 20 grand to be a Scientologist and end up in a dumpster 3 months later with no friends or family.

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

http://theunfunnysequel.ytmnd.com/

Watch these, they are real facts from real news sources.
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Postby Narrock » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:14 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Yes, I do. I hate to sound Mindia-ish, but I did research this about 5 years ago.


Yup. Historians agree that Jesus' actual birthday was around March or April.
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Postby Narrock » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:15 pm

KILL wrote:telling lies is bettering yourself?


{{{Ding Ding Ding}}} And we have a winner!!!
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:22 pm

Narrock wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:Yes, I do. I hate to sound Mindia-ish, but I did research this about 5 years ago.


Yup. Historians agree that Jesus' actual birthday was around March or April.



"It has served us well, this myth of Christ" - Pope Leo X, 16th century.
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Postby Narrock » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:23 pm

Phlegm wrote:
Narrock wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:Yes, I do. I hate to sound Mindia-ish, but I did research this about 5 years ago.


Yup. Historians agree that Jesus' actual birthday was around March or April.



"It has served us well, this myth of Christ" - Pope Leo X, 16th century.


That's a Pope for ya...
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