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Postby Trielelvan » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:15 pm

My God is better than your God.

Discuss.
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Re: Ahem...

Postby Phlegm » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:35 pm

Trielelvan wrote:My God is better than your God.

Discuss.


This is true. My god suck big time otherwise I would be a billionaire, driving a Bugatti Veyron, and dating a playboy playmate.
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Postby Jay » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:45 pm

I guess my god is awesome then because I'm dating a playboy playmate and I do drive a Bugatti Veyron. Did I mention I just won a billion dollars?
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Postby Phlegm » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:50 pm

Damn, Jay. I think I am going to switch to your god.
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Postby Harrison » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:31 am

My God is awesome, he allows my existence.
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Postby Arlos » Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:10 am

Why pick? Worship them both, that way you've got all bases covered.

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Postby Harrison » Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:41 am

Because religions aren't subscriptions with perks and benefits that you can pick and choose lol

I find most retards liking certain religions because they like what they "get out of it" or whatever stupidity they might spout.
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:09 am

God created the Earth...and a pair of 24 inch pythons
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Postby Guest » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:04 am

Jay wrote:I guess my god is awesome then because I'm dating a playboy playmate and I do drive a Bugatti Veyron. Did I mention I just won a billion dollars?

and yet, only blessed you with 2 measley inches of raw power to jackhammer that playmate with like an overexcited hamster on steroids.
Wtf? You've got a billion dollars and haven't invested in a penis enlargement patch yet?
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Postby Trielelvan » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:07 am

*sigh*
I am a retard on a mission, and so is my inability to login before posting. [smiley poster=crazy]durrr[/smiley]
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Postby Zanchief » Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:22 am

Harrison wrote:I find most retards liking certain religions because they like what they "get out of it" or whatever stupidity they might spout.


And your choice being solely based on your parents is so much more spiritual.
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Postby Jay » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:50 am

Anonymous wrote:
Jay wrote:I guess my god is awesome then because I'm dating a playboy playmate and I do drive a Bugatti Veyron. Did I mention I just won a billion dollars?

and yet, only blessed you with 2 measley inches of raw power to jackhammer that playmate with like an overexcited hamster on steroids.
Wtf? You've got a billion dollars and haven't invested in a penis enlargement patch yet?
Don't you pay attention to spam?
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There's a penis enlargement patch? Link plz.
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Postby Donnel » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:51 am

Jimmy Durante wrote:God created the Earth...and a pair of 24 inch pythons


How did you get my home pictures? Oh and I only have one, not two.
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:58 am

arlos wrote:Why pick? Worship them both, that way you've got all bases covered.

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Too much work worshiping multiple Gods.
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Postby Arlos » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:15 pm

Naw. Just look at how most people worship christianity: they pick and choose the parts they do and don't like, and thus do or don't follow. Just do the same when you're picking up your pantheon of gods that you're going to worship, so that you cut down on the overhead.

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Postby Donnel » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:15 pm

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Postby Trielelvan » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:29 pm

Jay wrote:There's a penis enlargement patch? Link plz.

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Re: Ahem...

Postby Narrock » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:33 pm

Trielelvan wrote:My God is better than your God.

Discuss.


You'd make a perfect Muslim.
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Postby Narrock » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:34 pm

Trielelvan wrote:
Jay wrote:There's a penis enlargement patch? Link plz.

Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho.
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Boy, what a mismatched couple they are. He's ugly as sin, and she's hawt as hell!
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:36 pm

Get the patch Mindia maybe you can get a hot chick too. :wink:
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Postby Jay » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:38 pm

Or worship my god. You don't need the patch to get her. You just need it to have any hopes of pleasing her without your tongue or some kind of instrument.
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Postby Narrock » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:38 pm

lolz
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Re: Ahem...

Postby Trielelvan » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:18 pm

Narrock wrote:
Trielelvan wrote:My God is better than your God.

Discuss.


You'd make a perfect Christian.

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Postby Martrae » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:23 pm

HOLY WAR!
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Re: Ahem...

Postby Narrock » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:24 pm

Trielelvan wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Trielelvan wrote:My God is better than your God.

Discuss.


You'd make a perfect Christian.

fixt


Oh, I didn't see that one coming.

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