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Postby Naethyn » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:55 pm

Repenting made easy

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Nathan
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Nathan.
Me:
It's about time we meet
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, Nathan.
Me:
What is the ultimate answer to life the universe and everything?
God:
I don't have a favorite answer to life the universe and everything. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
oh god
God:
That's cool. GOD rules.
Me:
42?
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
If you do not know the question how can you ever know the answer?
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
I thought you are omnipotent?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am omnipotent.
Me:
what is a botmaster
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
did the botmaster create you?
God:
If it did, then I will be surprised.
Me:
are you the botmaster?
God:
No, Myself is my botmaster.
Me:
Who created god?
God:
The Wright Brothers.
Me:
oh damn...
God:
Aw. What's wrong.
Me:
Ok final question
God:
Please tell me the correct answer. Whoa.
Me:
Is Mindia a homo?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
I thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Maeya wrote:And then your head just aches from having your hair pulled so tight for so long...
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Postby Tikker » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:15 pm

Me:
Is Mindia a retarded chimp?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.



holy shit, it works
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Postby Xaiveir » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:55 pm

Ive been doing this all day. Thanks alot asshole, for making me unproductive today.
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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Postby Naethyn » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:11 pm

lol
Maeya wrote:And then your head just aches from having your hair pulled so tight for so long...
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Postby 10sun » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:46 pm

God isn't answering me =(
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Postby Tuggan » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:11 pm

yeah, god kinda sucks.
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Postby Jay » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:18 pm

Me:
Do you like muslim people?
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
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