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And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

Postby Sithos » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:17 pm

No wonder the Catholic Church is going downhill...
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Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

Postby Evermore » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:13 am

that is just wrong...


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Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

Postby Trielelvan » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:44 am

wow... I so should have had those decorating my house for my ex m-i-l
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Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

Postby Gargamellow » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:46 pm

Jesus was very good to children. He isn't Michael Jackson. This whole thread sucks.
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Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

Postby Kramer » Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:20 pm

so i think garg's general stance on Jesus is

Jesus = Nice AND Sexy

a stand up guy!
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby araby » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:29 am

    nevar forget. he died for jews.
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby Gargamellow » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:17 am

    He died for everybody, I thought.
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby Tikker » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:43 am

    well

    most religions don't count non-believers as real people
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby Darcler » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:40 pm

    Garg is technically right. He died for everyone. Only catch is you have to accept him and Daddy as Lord and Savior to be granted access to Heaven. Which means Tikk is right in saying you arent in Cool Club unless you believe. There is always a catch to everything =/
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby Jay » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:22 pm

    That also means that if you're a drug pushing, child molesting cannibalistic murderer you can get into heaven as long as you believe.
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby Harrison » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:07 am

    Do you really think if there was an all-powerful being, he would overlook your evil because of some loophole a fallible man put in place? lol

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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby araby » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:54 am

    Yah I know he died for jews and me.
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby Darcler » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:24 pm

    Jay wrote:That also means that if you're a drug pushing, child molesting cannibalistic murderer you can get into heaven as long as you believe.


    Well, you also have to say you're sorry to Jesus. Then all's good.
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby Tikker » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:25 pm

    Harrison wrote:Do you really think if there was an all-powerful being, he would overlook your evil because of some loophole a fallible man put in place? lol

    Religions are funny, because people think our interpretations of such are final.



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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby Harrison » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:38 pm

    Yeah, hence all of these religions floating around...
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby araby » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:12 am

    variations of religions, etc...it's kinda sad. but what can you do. people want something to believe in. they forgot about themselves! that light that shines within! Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life!"

    He meant he was ALL of those things, at once. He is the light to the darkness. The being that he is, is.

    how they got "confess and pray and hope you go to heaven" from all of that is creepy.

    Jesus was someone who realized he existed, surpassed just existence itself and took it to a conscious level. He woke up, and woke up some others. He wasn't meant to be worshipped like a God, he was being an example to everyone else. Too bad some people got pissed about it. Such is life.
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    Re: And Jesus said let the children come unto me...

    Postby Tossica » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:27 am

    araby wrote:Jesus was someone who realized he existed, surpassed just existence itself and took it to a conscious level. He woke up, and woke up some others. He wasn't meant to be worshipped like a God, he was being an example to everyone else. Too bad some people got pissed about it. Such is life.



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