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Haha. Silly Christians.

Postby Tossica » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:04 pm

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Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

Postby Tikker » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:59 pm

pure wow

i can not get over that
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Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

Postby Martrae » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:10 pm

How sad....

I couldn't read past the one about printing the Bible in other languages. The ignorance in that one post (not to mention the ones preceding it) was like an intelligence vortex. I feel like I lost brain cells.
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Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

Postby Tikker » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:13 pm

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
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Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

Postby araby » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:14 pm

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

somehow I'm not surprised they found that on myspace.
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Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

Postby Sithos » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:57 pm

Pick one of those boards that are linked. It's high time for another NT board crashing party.
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Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

Postby Kramer » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:41 am

ummmmm..... :eyecrazy: :eyecrazy: :eyecrazy:

that is not far off unfontuneately.


i couldn't read past the 2nd post.

the 1st about Atheists and their cover....

and the 2nd about thermodynamics.....

wow. i am tired. i need a nap.
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    Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

    Postby Gypsiyee » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:30 am

    [Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

    god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.


    well good gravy, i never thought of it that way. thank you god - you're super awesome.

    cripes, what fucking morons
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    Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

    Postby Narrock » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:56 pm

    Yeah, some Christians really are whacked-out with some of their beliefs. :eyecrazy:
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    Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

    Postby Kramer » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:51 am

    it is shocking what people's minds will conjure when they desperately need to maintain a squeaky clean image of something that is unprovable, all-good, all-happy, all-powerful, all-knowing, etc. etc.....

    i am a christian. though i certainly don't feel compelled to explain away atrocities

    their like god's spin doctors.

    almost like people will give up their humanity just to maintain their god-idea...

    i mean, really, how can you have any other response to the tragedy they mentioned besides horror, confusion and compassion for the victim and their family? as opposed to puking religious bile that doesn't mean anything and negates basic human emotion to a terrible situation.
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      Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

      Postby Drem » Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:29 pm

      wow:

      [about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

      This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

      if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

      Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

      god tests every one of us [emphasis added]

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      CAT scans show the fetus built a tiny altar to Ba'al in the mother's uterus, coveted the placenta of another fetus and spent Sunday playing X-Box and getting high.

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      Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

      Postby Ganzo » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:12 pm

      being stupid has nothing to do with religion, there are idiots of all confessions(that includes atheists too)
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      Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

      Postby Tikker » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:56 pm

      people are people, and some people are stupid no matter what they believe
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      Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

      Postby Kramer » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:20 am

      CAT scans show the fetus built a tiny altar to Ba'al in the mother's uterus, coveted the placenta of another fetus and spent Sunday playing X-Box and getting high.

      *head explodes*




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        Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

        Postby Kramer » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:33 am

        Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.



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          Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

          Postby Drem » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:37 pm

          yeah that one blew my mind too. these have to be jokes, right? no one can seriously be this clueless.... IF GRAVITY EXISTED MOUNTAINS SHOULD HAVE PEOPLE ORBITING THEM?
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          Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

          Postby Minrott » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:56 pm

          A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.


          This one is actually a quote one of Iran's Ayatollahs or Shahs.


          Never the less, some extremely hilarious stuff on that site.
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          Re: Haha. Silly Christians.

          Postby Gaazy » Wed May 07, 2008 8:14 pm

          "I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive! "

          hahaha i dont know why, but this one cracked me up more than any of them. I cant stop giggling like a little fucking girl
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