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Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
racel wrote:disclaimer(s). i'm a nobody. not a high end player. never have been, never will be. i'm not even a good mid.level player. everything i know, i learned by asking and watching. a lot of asking. a lot of watching. i am not an expert. this is all my opinion. feel free to call me a nobody and a noob. i am. i can deal with it. i love eq for what it is. i love eq for what it has given me. that's not dragons. never seen one. that's not lvl sixty.five. never got there. that's not an epic beating stick. don't have it.
begin.
eq will fail because of the players. no, not the top end.game types who get bored w/ it and quit. i mean the lowbie and mid.level types who are playing now.
these players define shit.
shamans don't cann. magicians don't know they have a damage shield spell. druids didn't buy the snare spell. rangers shoot their bows on the pull. nobody assists. enchanters don't mez mobs. if something gets slowed (miracle) it gets slowed at 20% of its health. everyone from the rogue to the cleric breaks mez consistently. asking someone to calm/lull is like asking a blind man to describe what clouds look like.
and worse is that these players have gear. nice gear. every baby.rng has a fungi. every rog.twink has a horn of hsgara. every cleric has 252 wisdom. it's sick.
the faggotry is not because of gear. in fact, it is in spite of it.
the new play.style is zerg. it is the way to go. don't out think the mob. don't beat the game w/ the skills and abilities of your class and/or group. out bazaar it. throw enough twink dps and hp at it and bludgeon it into submission. and then spend ten minutes linking your hot shit in group chat, wasting everyone's time.
i want to scream. i want to slap people around baby.powder.in.hand.pimp.style. i want to say this shit doesn't last. eventually, twink rng, you can't tank two mobs at the same time. eventually, shit.shm, you should probably consider using your slow spell and not your nuke. eventually, crap.tastic druid, you are going to want to med when you are out of mana instead of meleeing and casting damage shield only on yourself. eventually, you captain of the good ship fag.boat wizard, you need to learn that when you nuke on the pull, you will bring that mob to you instantly.
this is why eq will fail. this mass faggotry. nobody has to learn how to play. for every one hundred players, there is one that is worth a fuck. that use to be the ratio only on bards. now i think that is every player.
this is why i don't play twinks. not because it's not fun. it is fun. no, because it is suicide and frustration and aggravation all rolled into one. there can be no end game content attempted like this. and by end game, i mean my end game: kunark. maybe a few velious encounters.
as i see it, there are three types of eq players:
1. hard.core players w/ talent. cong. i just want to see the stuff you do. not loot. not bragging rights. just experience it. once.
2. casual types w/o talent but who realize it and accept it. we aren't good at the game and that's OK. but, we hate life. finally being able to kill things w/ some friends in howling stones is worthy of stories. things like that are fun. things like that are why we play. (ps: me)
3. the rest of the great unwashed. i hate you all and want to get a monk to train you almegest.in.solb.on.naggy.raid.style. for days, you fuckers. for days.
die. please. now. die.
love,
racel.
( *)>
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1. hard.core players w/ talent. cong. i just want to see the stuff you do. not loot. not bragging rights. just experience it. once.
2. casual types w/o talent but who realize it and accept it. we aren't good at the game and that's OK. but, we hate life. finally being able to kill things w/ some friends in howling stones is worthy of stories. things like that are fun. things like that are why we play. (ps: me)
3. the rest of the great unwashed. i hate you all and want to get a monk to train you almegest.in.solb.on.naggy.raid.style. for days, you fuckers. for days.
Johnn of War wrote:racel wrote:disclaimer(s). i'm a nobody. not a high end player. never have been, never will be. i'm not even a good mid.level player. everything i know, i learned by asking and watching. a lot of asking. a lot of watching. i am not an expert. this is all my opinion. feel free to call me a nobody and a noob. i am. i can deal with it. i love eq for what it is. i love eq for what it has given me. that's not dragons. never seen one. that's not lvl sixty.five. never got there. that's not an epic beating stick. don't have it.
begin.
eq will fail because of the players. no, not the top end.game types who get bored w/ it and quit. i mean the lowbie and mid.level types who are playing now.
these players define shit.
shamans don't cann. magicians don't know they have a damage shield spell. druids didn't buy the snare spell. rangers shoot their bows on the pull. nobody assists. enchanters don't mez mobs. if something gets slowed (miracle) it gets slowed at 20% of its health. everyone from the rogue to the cleric breaks mez consistently. asking someone to calm/lull is like asking a blind man to describe what clouds look like.
and worse is that these players have gear. nice gear. every baby.rng has a fungi. every rog.twink has a horn of hsgara. every cleric has 252 wisdom. it's sick.
the faggotry is not because of gear. in fact, it is in spite of it.
the new play.style is zerg. it is the way to go. don't out think the mob. don't beat the game w/ the skills and abilities of your class and/or group. out bazaar it. throw enough twink dps and hp at it and bludgeon it into submission. and then spend ten minutes linking your hot shit in group chat, wasting everyone's time.
i want to scream. i want to slap people around baby.powder.in.hand.pimp.style. i want to say this shit doesn't last. eventually, twink rng, you can't tank two mobs at the same time. eventually, shit.shm, you should probably consider using your slow spell and not your nuke. eventually, crap.tastic druid, you are going to want to med when you are out of mana instead of meleeing and casting damage shield only on yourself. eventually, you captain of the good ship fag.boat wizard, you need to learn that when you nuke on the pull, you will bring that mob to you instantly.
this is why eq will fail. this mass faggotry. nobody has to learn how to play. for every one hundred players, there is one that is worth a fuck. that use to be the ratio only on bards. now i think that is every player.
this is why i don't play twinks. not because it's not fun. it is fun. no, because it is suicide and frustration and aggravation all rolled into one. there can be no end game content attempted like this. and by end game, i mean my end game: kunark. maybe a few velious encounters.
as i see it, there are three types of eq players:
1. hard.core players w/ talent. cong. i just want to see the stuff you do. not loot. not bragging rights. just experience it. once.
2. casual types w/o talent but who realize it and accept it. we aren't good at the game and that's OK. but, we hate life. finally being able to kill things w/ some friends in howling stones is worthy of stories. things like that are fun. things like that are why we play. (ps: me)
3. the rest of the great unwashed. i hate you all and want to get a monk to train you almegest.in.solb.on.naggy.raid.style. for days, you fuckers. for days.
die. please. now. die.
love,
racel.
( *)>
Shit son, I didn't even make it past your first paragraph, get your fucking space bar fixed you piece.
Gniltunmai wrote:Johnn of War wrote:racel wrote:disclaimer(s). i'm a nobody. not a high end player. never have been, never will be. i'm not even a good mid.level player. everything i know, i learned by asking and watching. a lot of asking. a lot of watching. i am not an expert. this is all my opinion. feel free to call me a nobody and a noob. i am. i can deal with it. i love eq for what it is. i love eq for what it has given me. that's not dragons. never seen one. that's not lvl sixty.five. never got there. that's not an epic beating stick. don't have it.
begin.
eq will fail because of the players. no, not the top end.game types who get bored w/ it and quit. i mean the lowbie and mid.level types who are playing now.
these players define shit.
shamans don't cann. magicians don't know they have a damage shield spell. druids didn't buy the snare spell. rangers shoot their bows on the pull. nobody assists. enchanters don't mez mobs. if something gets slowed (miracle) it gets slowed at 20% of its health. everyone from the rogue to the cleric breaks mez consistently. asking someone to calm/lull is like asking a blind man to describe what clouds look like.
and worse is that these players have gear. nice gear. every baby.rng has a fungi. every rog.twink has a horn of hsgara. every cleric has 252 wisdom. it's sick.
the faggotry is not because of gear. in fact, it is in spite of it.
the new play.style is zerg. it is the way to go. don't out think the mob. don't beat the game w/ the skills and abilities of your class and/or group. out bazaar it. throw enough twink dps and hp at it and bludgeon it into submission. and then spend ten minutes linking your hot shit in group chat, wasting everyone's time.
i want to scream. i want to slap people around baby.powder.in.hand.pimp.style. i want to say this shit doesn't last. eventually, twink rng, you can't tank two mobs at the same time. eventually, shit.shm, you should probably consider using your slow spell and not your nuke. eventually, crap.tastic druid, you are going to want to med when you are out of mana instead of meleeing and casting damage shield only on yourself. eventually, you captain of the good ship fag.boat wizard, you need to learn that when you nuke on the pull, you will bring that mob to you instantly.
this is why eq will fail. this mass faggotry. nobody has to learn how to play. for every one hundred players, there is one that is worth a fuck. that use to be the ratio only on bards. now i think that is every player.
this is why i don't play twinks. not because it's not fun. it is fun. no, because it is suicide and frustration and aggravation all rolled into one. there can be no end game content attempted like this. and by end game, i mean my end game: kunark. maybe a few velious encounters.
as i see it, there are three types of eq players:
1. hard.core players w/ talent. cong. i just want to see the stuff you do. not loot. not bragging rights. just experience it. once.
2. casual types w/o talent but who realize it and accept it. we aren't good at the game and that's OK. but, we hate life. finally being able to kill things w/ some friends in howling stones is worthy of stories. things like that are fun. things like that are why we play. (ps: me)
3. the rest of the great unwashed. i hate you all and want to get a monk to train you almegest.in.solb.on.naggy.raid.style. for days, you fuckers. for days.
die. please. now. die.
love,
racel.
( *)>
Shit son, I didn't even make it past your first paragraph, get your fucking space bar fixed you piece.
First off its not son, its maam. Second, Racel is > you in EQ in every way imaginable. Third, shut the fuck up you stupid mother fucker.
ps
that is every reason I had when I quit EQ, good rant my <3
KumhoSpearbear wrote:Its sad, but the main method I use of ranking players I don't know is by their guild.
If I don't know you or your guild, you get one chance of grouping with me. Fail it, and you don't get back in.
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