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by **Drem** » Sun May 23, 2004 3:28 am

fuck you and i hope 911 dispatched some cops on your goddamn worthless selves

by **labbats** » Sun May 23, 2004 8:43 am

Messing with a man's car is the single most pussy act possible.

by **brinstar** » Sun May 23, 2004 10:27 am

hey i had a dream that i still had my old RX-7 and it was parked in the mall parking lot in hastings and there was some sort of sale going on inside and i was in there for like 6 hours or something and when i came out my car had been broken into but get this NOTHING WAS MISSING i dug through all the crap in there like CDs bills clothes trash etc but i could not find one thing missing so i got out of the car and stood up and threw my head back and yelled to the sky "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR!?!?!"

by **labbats** » Sun May 23, 2004 11:03 am

Reminds me of the Steven Wright bit about having his apartment broken into and everything was stolen and replaced with an exact replica. Lolz. That guy is hilarious.

by **Drunnken** » Sun May 23, 2004 11:50 am

wow that sucks

do you think it was someone that hates you or a random tire slashing?

by **Captain Insano** » Sun May 23, 2004 3:57 pm

was it an ex-bitch of yours?

by **Drem** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:39 am

no it was three drunk kids that just walked about five blocks in a line slashing tires as they went

by **Adivina** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:47 am

Find them and beat them down. Nothing works better than street justice.

by **Goose_Man** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:52 am

street justice!

by **Minrott** » Mon May 24, 2004 11:16 am

No. Find them. Then find their families. Slash all their family members tires and kill their pets. That's street justice.

by **Captain Insano** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:26 pm

ok... i'm coming clean. I did it. You trained me once in l.guk and I lost me a SSSoY because of you.

It was jihad.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Mon May 24, 2004 1:03 pm

Around here only sluts and narcs get their tires slashed!

by **Tacks** » Mon May 24, 2004 1:08 pm

So you've had your tires slashed too Gargamellow?

by **Apoco1** » Mon May 24, 2004 2:48 pm

ohhh your sucka ass just got surrrrrrved~

by **Tuggan** » Mon May 24, 2004 2:49 pm

tire slashers need to make a stop in texas, eh taxx?

by **10sun** » Mon May 24, 2004 2:59 pm

Had some vandals go through my hometown a month ago or so.

They bashed out the windows of 14 vehicles across the county including my parent's car.

They've been in a juvenile detention center since and are in the process of being sued.

-Adam

by **The Kizzy** » Mon May 24, 2004 3:08 pm

Tuggan wrote:tire slashers need to make a stop in texas, eh taxx?

touche, sir Tuggan. I wont be living in Texas in 2 more weeks, so there =P

by **Diekan** » Mon May 24, 2004 3:24 pm

no it was three drunk kids that just walked about five blocks in a line slashing tires as they went

http://www.namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/vi ... php?t=1184

No wait... let's do the liberal thing here... let's give them hugs and tell them how much we love them and that it's their parents, the governments, and Christianity's fault. Then after we arrest the parents and have them jailed for 'bad parenting' we'll make them promise not to do it again, or we'll be forced to give them another hug.

by **Drem** » Mon May 24, 2004 3:26 pm

please don't bring politics into my thread

by **Diekan** » Mon May 24, 2004 3:28 pm

to late

by **brinstar** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:02 pm

by **Tacks** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:09 pm

by **The Kizzy** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:14 pm

by **Herko** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:38 pm

by **brinstar** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:50 pm

no i'm sorry that's incorrect you get no sandwich

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