Been a while...

[Treehorn]

If I thought my kid was going to turn out like f33d, I'd tie him up in a burlap sack and throw him off a bridge, like a litter of unwanted kittens~

[Aatrex]

We used to have a guy near us when we grew up that if he didn't want the kittens that were out on his farmyard he'd put a heel into their skull.

He was a little off.

[Tossica]

We used to have a guy near us when we grew up that if he didn't want the kittens that were out on his farmyard he'd put a heel into their skull.

He was a little off.

That reminds me of Araby's poem a while back...

[Zanchief]

I've decided to model my life after Feed. I'm in search of guidance and his life choices seem GREAT!

I'm off to the Canadian Tire to go buy a Bowie knife.

Anyone else lonely?

[Tae-Bo]

man i can't believe people actually believe this bullshit

[Spacewoman Spiff]

Yes, I call shenanigans.

[Treehorn]

Most of the people that I knew, when their barn cat population got too far out of whack, would just shoot them (.22 worked well, and ammo is cheap), and toss the carcasses into the manure spreader.

Personally, I think eating them would have been a more efficient use for them, but who am I to judge ;)

[Scoota McGee]

the other... other white meat

[Langston]

bullshit

If it weren't Feed, I could see that... but this schmuck? ...this is precisely what I would expect of him.

[Captain Insano]

hey guys... Nasa just called looking for feed... They said not to worry about the rampant drug abuse, and the felonies..

Someone's got to pilot the space shuttle, am I ryte?

[Tossica]

I thought Crogon was hooking up with Nasa?

[Gargamellow]

...since I could...hold my head up high.

Good song, man

[Dylan]

This just in, when you add an "a" in front of the word "while" it becomes "awhile" no "a while" god damn it.

[brinstar]

this just in:

Main Entry: awhile
Pronunciation: &-'hwI(&)l, &-'wI(&)l
Function: adverb
: for a while
usage Although considered a solecism* by many commentators, awhile, like several other adverbs of time and place, is often used as the object of a preposition <for awhile there is a silence -- Lord Dunsany>.

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*Main Entry: so·le·cism
Pronunciation: 'sä-l&-"si-z&m, 'sO-
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin soloecismus, from Greek soloikismos, from soloikos speaking incorrectly, literally, inhabitant of Soloi, from Soloi, city in ancient Cilicia where a substandard form of Attic was spoken
1 : an ungrammatical combination of words in a sentence; also : a minor blunder in speech
2 : something deviating from the proper, normal, or accepted order
3 : a breach of etiquette or decorum
- so·le·cis·tic /"sä-l&-'sis-tik, "sO-/ adjective

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[Dat Nigga]

After i quit eq, I robbed a gas station. Stole a couple cases of beer. And the person i did it with told the cops.... So i got 2 felonies for that. Then i met julie. Man... she said she was pregnant but i cant even begin to believe her truely.

Im not a bad person. Ive made some mistakes. But im in rehab right now and im going to military school this july. Im cleaning my life up.

[Spacewoman Spiff]

After i quit eq, I robbed a gas station. Stole a couple cases of beer. And the person i did it with told the cops.... So i got 2 felonies for that.

No you didn't.

[brinstar]

man i think he did

at least it's the same story he told us on the TK board a year ago

[Martrae]

Use a gun?

[Tae-Bo]

After i quit eq, I robbed a gas station. Stole a couple cases of beer. And the person i did it with told the cops.... So i got 2 felonies for that. Then i met julie. Man... she said she was pregnant but i cant even begin to believe her truely.

Im not a bad person. Ive made some mistakes. But im in rehab right now and im going to military school this july. Im cleaning my life up.

translation:

After i quit eq, I went into a gas station and tried to steal a few cases of beer. I was running out and i fell over. As i lay crying, the 400 lb. ebony princess that ran the gas station beat me with a broom...so i got a misdeamenor for that. Then i met julie. Man... we was kissin and shit and the next day i asked momma what happens when you kiss a girl and she said

"they get pregnant"

so julie got pregnant i guess and now whenever i see her in the lunchroom i ignore her LOL/

but i gotta clean up and stay responsible for my child so now i'm in rehab cus too much 420

[Dat Nigga]

Right D dick. Oh wait... No . .. that didnt happen. I wasnt arrested at the scene.


And yes it did happen you fuck.

[Dat Nigga]

No i didnt use a gun. I broke in.

[Spacewoman Spiff]

Freaking hell, this is really sad.

I'm not sure which is more pathetic, the crime; or taking photos of the court documents to prove to an internet game chat board that you actually committed said crime.

[labbats]

I was gonna post, but this is just too fucked up.

[Langston]

Feed... next time, buy a gun first. That way, a year later when you're "bragging" about it and posting pictures and someone tells you to just kill yourself, it's all that much easier for you.

Really. Just do it.

[Sarthis]

I think Feed's dad needs to take a belt to him.























and then SUPRISE SEX