Do you just go to every single post/thread/forum and click reply and submit before your pea brain has a chance to come up with anything?
Give it a fucking rest already. You got your 1k posts. You won the internet special olympics. Take a victory lap around your stepmoms trailer and give your assinine comments here a break.
Quantity....Quality...you have the first, and dreadfully lack the latter. Go sit in a corner and think for about 6 hours and come back when you have something that isn't A)a weak twist on someone elses material, B)some nonsensical rambling even a 2 year old wouldn't find humerous or C)all of the above.
This fucker seriously needs a posting time-out.