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by **The Kizzy** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:59 pm

friend........I am flipping the fuck out and I am not even kidding. What the hell do I do? He's fucking 11. I'm freaking out, although his girlfriend (or who I assume) is a little cutie. OMG Im freaking out. Please advise.

by **Harrison** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:11 pm

Calm down, he likely knows even less than I do about what his dick is for.

by **Arlos** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:14 pm

Buy him a 64 pack of Trojans, give him a pat on the back and tell him 'Attaboy!, followed by a suggestion that he wait at least a couple of weeks after starting dating her to ask for up-the-butt.

-Arlos

by **The Kizzy** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:16 pm

Nice answers from two guys who are not now, and will likely never be parents.

by **Mop** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:17 pm

tell him to stay a virgin he has to stick it in her butt.

by **The Kizzy** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:18 pm

Im 33, too young to be a grandmother of the brown grandchildrens

by **Mop** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:20 pm

<RETIRED>

I DIDNT READ THIS THREDZ BUT UR RACIST

by **Arlos** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:22 pm

*shrug* Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I never particularly cared about having kids, and don't even like most infants and toddlers; they are entirely too annoying, and "cuteness" is not one of my big motivators.

If you want a serious answer, then I'd say it's time to sit him down and have That Talk with him. Needing to have that conversation is a universal condition among people in our society, I think, it just varies a bit by age when it's needed. If you raised him right, he should be willing to listen to you and not be stupid about things. Just don't go into the conversation expecting him to know zip and be condescending, as I guarantee he knows more than you think he does. Hell, I bet most all of us knew more at 11 about sex than our parents thought we did, and TV & Movies are way the hell more blatant and permissive of showing all kinds of behavior now than they were in 1981, I guarantee you.

In any case, this kind of development was inevitable. Trying to cut him off at the knees, so to speak, will only make him hide it from you, not stop. Gotta give him some room for growth, without making things wide open. Difficult balancing act to be sure, but one you have in common with pretty much every mother that ever lived.

-Arlos

by **Harrison** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:28 pm

Don't hate on me because I am not like everyone else around me and sticking my dick in everything that moves and appears to be female.

I am 22 and not having a kid. I can't even use all of my digits to count my friends that ARE having a kid or have had one or more already by this age.

In closing, calm the fuck down, he's 11.

by **Mop** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:31 pm

well said sir, even tho I am all for sticking a finger in it once in a while, well said.

by **Tae-Bo** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:34 pm

chill out dickwad

by **Martrae** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:07 am

First off, quit telling her 'he's only 11'. Do you know how many middle schools have daycares for the babies of their students?

Second, sit down with him, Kizzy, and have the talk. I'm sure he's gonna be under a lot of pressure from his friends to do the deed and be a man. Make sure you reinforce to him that it's not sex that'll make him a man.

by **Gaazy** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:18 am

Yes it is! You should teach him out to have sex :wink:

by **The Kizzy** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:21 am

He lives with his father. Not with me, I only see him once a year so I don't have that much control.

heres a pic from his myspace

by **The Kizzy** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:22 am

Mop wrote:<RETIRED>

I DIDNT READ THIS THREDZ BUT UR RACIST

I'm not racist the butt sex is where the brown babies come from.

by **Gaazy** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:23 am

Wow, hes making the im sexy pose and everything

by **The Kizzy** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:23 am

SHUT IT GAAZY

by **Gaazy** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:29 am

by **Mop** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:44 am

The Kizzy wrote:
Mop wrote:<RETIRED>

I DIDNT READ THIS THREDZ BUT UR RACIST

I'm not racist the butt sex is where the brown babies come from.

Yes i know because i made a joke at Gargs expense.

by **Tacks** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:08 am

WTF was his obsession about having long hair all about. There's more to that than you're letting on.

by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:23 am

It's rock and roll baby.

:dunno:

by **Tossica** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:38 am

Doesn't sound like anything to worry about as long as he knows the dangers of the internet. My son has REALLY long hair and has started taking notice of girls more and more. Last year it was a fight to get him in the shower in the morning and now he jumps in there first thing in the AM and comes out all clean and smelling like AXE. I am pretty sure I had "girlfriends" at that age as well and they were pretty innocent.

Your boy is growing up!

by **Naethyn** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:54 am

He'll be fine don't worry.

by **Lyion** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:29 am

An 11 year old has no business having a myspace page. Also, having a girlfriend is ok, but again he's 11. He's a very young child.

My question for you Kizz is does his Dad provide the support, discipline, and most importantly the communication needed for a child of this age?

by **Gaazy** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:34 am

I still wouldnt worry about it much.

My younget sister is 14, she has a friend on her soccer team that is 13 and dates a 19 year old. Now THATS when you worry.

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