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A happyslapper is someone, usually a sallow British youth with bad teeth, who walks up to a stranger and smacks them in the face while a friend films it on their crappy cellphone camera. Because it's Britain, the victim keeps a stiff upper lip and bids the two gentle-men good day.

Edited: because ...

OuchyFish wrote:have a bad experience at sea-world, harry?

Someone threw a herring in his mouth.

kaharthemad wrote:"I am become death, shatterer of worlds."
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)

"Now we're all sons of bitches."
- Dr. Richard Feynman (standing next to Oppenheimer during the explosion)

Kidding... congrats!

Total manface.

It's good cheese.

Her elbows are too sharp.

Spanish was my first language. My parents had this idea that if I didn't speak Spanish first, I wouldn't ever learn it at all so that's all they really communicated to me. They knew I'd get English later on my own. I understood English perfectly from listening to it at home and in preschool but I ...

DangerPaul wrote:take the lump sum in case the lottery folds

It's all good; all they do is put the amount from the lump sum into an annuity. But one with shitty returns.

Phlegm wrote:The best is ostrich. You guys should give that a try sometime.

I have. I agree it is divine. It also causes me to almost stop breathing.

Hmmmm... putting someone with horrible self-esteem on a pedestal 70 miles high with cheesy hyperbole that would make the writers of Full House weep. This will end well.

$20 says you don't get laid AND she cheats on you with someone who treats her like a woman before the year is out.

Erodalak wrote:Your penis priviledges have been revoked.

As have your men's room privileges.

labbats wrote:Brinstar takes his aggresion out on NT and the racquetball court.

ERADICATOR

UM... WTF

I wonder if he was cremated.

OH NO I DIH INT

I've had ostrich meat, in a burger. It's like the most tender sirloin burger you'll ever have, but I am apparently allergic to ostrich because I almost stopped breathing after I had it.

Do you mean Kate Moss or Paulina Porizkova? Because Paulina still looks smoking hot and Kate looks like a skellington.

cooter

And tired (from what? )!

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IMO , all public schools should utilize Dr. Laura philosophies. You teach them the importance of abstinence, and the dangers of having sex like unwanted pregnancies and sexually-transmitted diseases THAT CAN KILL YOU, and that sex is reserved for an adult man and woman who are MARRIED .

Funny ...

READ MY SIG.

There's a Middle Eastern restaurant in town called The Jerusalem Cafe that serves a dish called "Chicken on Fire." So maybe it's really a chicken and not the Muslim mind.

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