Good evening sir!
The tyranny of the Whore House and of it's tycoon, the wily Brinstar, must come to an end. Rather than toppling this establishment with the standard fare of slandering and petulant pish-posh, I propose a new private forum. A forum not for a single elitest group run by the tyrant Brinstar, but a forum for all run by my tyrannical self!
It shall be called "Panda Liaison".
We will discuss war, poetry, business, politics, Megaman, pretentious music, Kim Possible, and girls we think are cute. If you can make it public to view and private to post, this will be grand! Membership will be handled by me. Potential members will be pushed to their mental limits in an exacting, personally-crafted Test of Trials!!!
At the end of very week we will we challenge the Whore House to a game of Trivial Pursuit. The winner will get to chose the next set of questions used for the next game. We will start with the Baby Boomer Edition questions.
I thank you. May this request enter into your queue of diligent work and find a life!