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Postby Tikker » Wed May 31, 2006 2:01 pm

Ralf


Make sure you stick these in every PC you sell to a woman

Cigarette lighter and ashtray

haha I almost died when I saw this
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Postby Gidan » Wed May 31, 2006 2:02 pm

HAHA I saw one of those in the store the other day. I thought it was a joke until I looked more clsoely at it.
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Postby Harrison » Wed May 31, 2006 2:08 pm

Supporting the three most dangerous things to computers.

Women
Cigarette smoke
and liquids
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Postby 10sun » Wed May 31, 2006 2:49 pm

I actually bought one of those for my girlfriend's mom for Christmas.

She liked it =p

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ps. its not an ashtray, its a cup holder.
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Postby Gidan » Wed May 31, 2006 2:52 pm

Atleast they are not selling cupholders. Bad enough people were using their CD-Roms as cupholders.

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ok nevermind, they were that dumb.
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Postby Tikker » Wed May 31, 2006 3:31 pm

10sun wrote:I actually bought one of those for my girlfriend's mom for Christmas.

She liked it =p

-Adam

ps. its not an ashtray, its a cup holder.


$100 says it gets used as an ashtray tho~
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Postby 10sun » Wed May 31, 2006 6:11 pm

nope, she knows better than that. I yelled at her for even smoking near her PC. You ever see what happens to a keyboard when someone drops a cig on it?
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Postby Drem » Wed May 31, 2006 6:47 pm

no, what happens?
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Postby Tikker » Wed May 31, 2006 7:28 pm

10sun wrote:nope, she knows better than that. I yelled at her for even smoking near her PC. You ever see what happens to a keyboard when someone drops a cig on it?


i meant 90% of the women who have that thing would use it as an ashtray
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:12 pm

hahah I might add that item as an upsale.
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Postby Durothil Skyreaver » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:22 am

Now if they had something to toast an Eggo in...
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