MAC!
WTF? I have HATED Macs with a passion for almost 20 years but my friend was selling his Mac Mini and he is letting me "try before you buy". So far, it's done everything I need it to, flawlessly. OSX REALLY turned them from pieces of shit to really nice computers. Unix kernel with a really nice GUI. The only thing I haven't got working yet is my SSL VPN tunnel to work but PPTP works fine and the MS RDP client for Mac is slick.
I'm trying to hate this fucking thing but it's hard.