Bledsoe being released

[Kaemon]

Bills are washing their hands of him. Losman is rumored to get the nod. I guess the Bills are gonna wash their hands of the playoffs next season too.

[Lyion]

I'd be surprised if they didnt pick up at least one reliable vet just in case.

[Diekan]

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!


DING DONG THE RUNSLOE'S DEAD, THE RUNSLOES DEAD, THE RUNSLOES DEAD....DING DONG THE DREW RUNSLOE IIIISSSSS DEAD!



p.s We Bills fans would rather miss next years play offs then to keep a dead horse at the helm and miss the next three years worth.

[Diekan]

I must admit he does have a lot of class.

http://www.buffalobills.com/PLAYER

You need Real Player to listen, but it's worth it.

[Phlegm]

I think the Cowboys should pick him up.

[Tadpole]

Watch the Jills pick up Vinny Testaverdae.

[Diekan]

Watch the Jills pick up Vinny Testaverdae.

[Diekan]

Hey Tadpole... Look what I found.

Feb 16, 8:54 PM EST

Dolphins Cheerleaders Caught Leaving Ralph Wilson Stadium After Party With Buffalo Bills Players.

By Diekan Blayde
Fake Associated Press Author

BUFFALO, NE (FAP) -- Fans gathered outside of the famed Ralph Wilson stadium, awaiting the appearance of Buffalo Bills Sam Adams were treated to a spectacle they could have never expected. Instead of the great Sam Adams, fans witnessed the cheerleading squad of the Miami Dolphins leaving the "players only" entrance. According to one fan, “They looked like they’d been partying all night.” Another fan, Billy Buffalo, was quoted as saying, “Their hair was a mess and they were walking funny.” Other fans commented that the ladies looked, “very worn out.”

The names of the women have been withheld, but an FAP reporter was able to contact one of the women to discuss what had taken place. “We just wanted to have a good time,” said a cheerleader we’ll call “Jane.” She further commented that [they] had grown bored in Miami and decided to pay a visit to a “team of champions." Upon arriving in Buffalo, [they] went directly to Ralph Wilson stadium where an unsuspecting Buffalo Bills team had gathered for an off-season work out in the weight room.



“The party lasted all night, like some of the players,” Jane told the FAP reporter with a smile; and went on to add that it was nice to spend some time with a team of real men. Adding insult to injury, she commented on the “wonderful” record of the Miami Dolphins and said she was confident that the Florida Gators could pulverize the fleeting team. “Jane” also commented on the over abundance of the prescription drug Viagra found throughout the Dolphins locker room. “I guess when you suck monkey nuts it’s hard to get it up,” she added. “That’s just one of the reasons we needed to spend some time at the Wilson. “There’s a room” she said, “Back in the back of the locker room where a life size poster of the honorable, great and mighty, hall of famer Jim Kelly hangs… now there’s a man’s man.” According to “Jane” the Dolphins head coach spends hours locked in the room alone before home games. Rumors around the locker room suggest that the Dolphins struggling coach prays to the poster, but it’s only speculation.

On a more shocking note, Jane told the reporter that the front office had rejected a proposal, submitted earlier in the season by the ‘Fins head coach, to change the motto of the Dolphins to, “Be like Buffalo!” It seems that penises are a common theme in the Dolphins locker room – either in flaccid form, or the envy of.

When the FAP reporter asked Jane why [they] chose Buffalo and not New England [the current Super Bowl Champions], she replied that the decision was made several years ago. To the surprise of this reporter the Dolphinettes have been enjoying the “company” of the mighty Buffalo Bills since the early 1990’s.

“We’ve always been jealous of the beautiful Jills,” Jane told the FAP reporter. “Why should they be the only ones who get to enjoy the 'company' of the worlds best football team?” No further comments were made by the Dolphinette who became uncomfortable at the closing of the interview. A source from the Dolphinettes’ office told the FAP that [they] were afraid of getting “beat down” by the Jills if word got out.

It seems that it’s not only the fragile Dolphins who are terrified of the residents of Ralph Wilson Stadium… their cheerleaders are afraid of the gorgeous Jills as well.

[Tadpole]

Haha, we do have the best cheerleaders in the league.

[Malluas]

lol all i remember of Vinny is the pansy touch football tackle he tried to lay on a guy who was 2 feet from the sideline, but instead he did the touch football tackle and the guy ran for a TD

[Phlegm]

Looks like Bledsoe is going to sign with Dallas reuniting him with Parcells.


from espn:

Barring a last-minute breakdown in negotiations, veteran quarterback Drew Bledsoe will be the new starter for the Dallas Cowboys in 2005.

Multiple league sources confirmed Tuesday night that Bledsoe, whose release by the Buffalo Bills became official earlier Tuesday, has reached agreement in principle with the Cowboys on most of the major components of a contract. Bledsoe will fly to Dallas on Wednesday, meet with coaches and team officials, and likely finish the deal.

A contract with the Cowboys would reunite Bledsoe with coach Bill Parcells, who brought the quarterback into the league as the first overall selection in the 1993 draft, while with the New England Patriots. If the contract is completed on Wednesday, it would mark one week from the day the Bills announced their intention to cut Bledsoe after three seasons and elevate J.P. Losman to the starter's job.

Bledsoe could not be officially released until Tuesday, when the NFL moratorium on cutting players was lifted. Dallas officials obviously moved very quickly to try to close a deal with Bledsoe, who would supplant Vinny Testaverde as the starter.

Testaverde is slated to become an unrestricted free agent and there have been no talks with him about a contract extension. Bledsoe is eight years younger than Testaverde.

ESPN.com reported last week that there were discussions between the Bills and Cowboys about a potential Bledsoe trade. It is not known if the Cowboys opted not to pursue those talks or if Bledsoe advised the Bills he did not wanted to be traded, and preferred instead to decide for himself where he would resume his career.

Speculation has been rampant, ever since the Bills announced they would release him, that Bledsoe would sign with the Cowboys.

For his career, Bledsoe has appeared in 172 games and started all but one of them. He has completed 3,449 of 6,049 passes for 39,808 yards, with 221 touchdown passes, and 181 interceptions, with a career passer rating of 76.7. Bledsoe eight times threw for more than 3,000 yards and twice for 4,000-plus yards.