2006 PACKERS SCHEDULE

[Blackdiam]

2006 PACKERS SCHEDULE

September
14................Taft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28...............Green Bay Blind Academy


October
05.................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Appleton Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
02..................Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic
09.................Depere Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club


** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Packers must not disconnect knee
braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Packers must not hide the
football under their jerseys.


** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for all you Packer fans that have never seen this) is still worth 6
points.
2 - The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at
anytime.
4 - The Packers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
5 - The Packers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The Green Bay Packers will be changed to the "Green Bay Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **

Mike Sherman will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt
blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

[Lyion]

[Lionking]

Don't forget, the Packers play the Lions twice. I'm hearing the Lions are rated below the Girl Scout troop next year.

[Ouchyfish]