From Uncle Alan

[liquidstayce]

Fart Football

> An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes
> gas
> and says, "Seven points."
> His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
>
> The old man replied, "It's fart football."
> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
> score."
> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
> says,
>
> "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
> "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
> squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on
> the
>
> old man.
> He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
> Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
> accidentally poops in the bed.
> The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
> The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
>