Something to think about

[The Kizzy]

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the
Earth and populated the earth with broccoli, cauliflower
and spinach,green and yellow and red vegetables of
all kinds, so Man and Woman would live
long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created
Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts.
And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as
you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.
And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman
might keep the figure that Man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth white flour from the
wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them.
And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan
presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and
garlic toast on the side. And Man and
Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy
vegetables and olive oil in Which to cook them?"
And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its
own platter. And Man gained more weight and his
cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light fluffy white cake and named
it "Angel Food Cake" And said, "It is good."
Satan then created chocolate cake and
named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His
children might lose those extra pounds.
And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control
so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
And Man and Woman laughed and
cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
fat and brimming (! ) with nutrition. And Satan peeled
off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy Center
into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume
fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And
Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent
double cheeseburger. Then Satan said, "You want
fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes,!
And super size them!" And Satansaid, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.



Thought for the day ....
There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[Gypsiyee]

lol

it's funny because it's true!

it's also sad because it's true ><