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Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 29, 2006 3:46 pm

Narrock wrote:No, it was because priests couldn't find any altar boys to sodomize so they had to resort to having sex with monkeys. Everybody knows that.



the real question is did they dress the monkeys up as altar boys?

That could have caused jesus to create AIDS
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Postby araby » Tue May 30, 2006 8:22 pm

gives a new meaning to the song "Jungle Love"
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Postby Narrock » Tue May 30, 2006 9:34 pm

Jungle Love, it's drivin me mad... it's makin me crazy, crazy!
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Postby araby » Tue May 30, 2006 9:38 pm

more like "jungle love...OREO-REO..I think I'd like to know ya (know ya) oh jungle love..."
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Postby Myg0t » Tue May 30, 2006 9:52 pm

then BAM one more time.


hit him baby one more time?
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Postby Narrock » Tue May 30, 2006 11:40 pm

araby wrote:more like "jungle love...OREO-REO..I think I'd like to know ya (know ya) oh jungle love..."


Hey I grew up in the 70's. lol
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Postby Muglack » Wed May 31, 2006 3:46 am

15 bucks my good man, put that shit in my hand. If the money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe. Jungle Love, oh-wee oh-wee oh, I think I'd like to know ya know ya!

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