Al-Zarqawi's cell phone

[Phlegm]

I saw a blurb on CNN this morning saying that, according to an Iraqi legislator, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had the phone numbers of senior Iraqi officials stored in his cell phone. He said the phone numbers included ministry employees and members of parliament.

[Narrock]

He was probably making crank calls and then hanging up

[brinstar]

lol!

receptionist: "president hussein's office, can i help you?"

zarqawi: "ya is the president's refrigerator running?"

receptionist: "umm, i'm not sure sir. why do you ask?"

zarqawi: "because if it is, YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT, YOU INFIDEL!"

receptionist: "ALLAH DAMN IT, WHO IS THIS!?!?! STOP CALLING HERE!!!!!"

zarqawi: "HAHAHAHAHA" *click*

[Narrock]

[Witty]

lol

[Martrae]

thread delivers!

[Captain Insano]

vasquez comes in for the rofl