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Possible Loch Ness Monster confirmation?

Postby Arlos » Thu May 31, 2007 1:08 pm

EDINBURGH, Scotland (AP) -- Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread Scotland's Loch Ness Monster is as much an emblem as a tourist draw.

And now Nessie's back.

An amateur scientist has captured what Loch Ness Monster watchers say is among the finest footage ever taken of the elusive mythical creature reputed to swim beneath the waters of Scotland's most mysterious lake.

"I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this jet black thing, about 45-feet (15 meters) long, moving fairly fast in the water," said Gordon Holmes, the 55-year-old a lab technician from Shipley, Yorkshire, who took the video this past Saturday.

He said it moved at about 6 mph (10 kph) and kept a fairly straight course.

"My initial thought is it could be a very big eel, they have serpent-like features and they may explain all the sightings in Loch Ness over the years."

Loch Ness is surrounded by myth and mystery, as it is the largest and deepest inland expanse of water in Britain. About 750 feet (230 meters) to the bottom, it's even deeper than the North Sea.

Nessie watcher and marine biologist Adrian Shine of the Loch Ness 2000 center in Drumnadrochit, on the shores of the lake, viewed the video and hopes to properly analyze it in the coming months.

"I see myself as a skeptical interpreter of what happens in the loch, but I do keep an open mind about these things and there is no doubt this is some of the best footage I have seen," Shine said.

He said the video is particularly useful because Holmes panned back to get the background shore into the shot. That means it was less likely to be a fake and provided geographical bearings allowing one to calculate how big the creature was and how fast it was traveling.

While many sightings can be attributed to a drop of the local whisky, legends of Scottish monsters date back to one of the founders of the Christian church in Scotland, St. Columba, who wrote of them in about 565 A.D.

More recently, there have been more than 4,000 purported Nessie sightings since she was first caught on camera by a surgeon on vacation in the 1930s.

Since then, the faithful have speculated whether it is a completely unknown species, a sturgeon -- even though they have not been native to Scotland's waters for many years -- or even a last surviving dinosaur.

Shine doubts that last explanation.

"There are a number of possible explanations to the sightings in the loch. It could be some biological creature, it could just be the waves of the loch or it could be some psychological phenomenon in as much as we see what we want to see," he said.

But Nessie isn't just an icon of the paranormal -- she's also an emblem of Scottish tourism. She has been the muse for cuddly toys and immortalized on T-shirts and posters showing her classic three-humped image.

The Scottish media is skeptical of Nessie stories but Holmes' footage is of such good quality that even the normally reticent BBC Scotland aired the video on its main news program on Tuesday.


I know I've been a serious skeptic, but if they DO find something in there, that'd be most interesting. You can find the video at the bbc site. Probably is just a seal or an otter, but figured some people might be interested.

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Postby Gaazy » Thu May 31, 2007 1:12 pm

I used to love reading about this old myth. How fucking bad ass would that be if she turned out to be real :hiphop:
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Postby Martrae » Thu May 31, 2007 1:15 pm

Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Postby Ganzo » Thu May 31, 2007 1:47 pm

looks like a stick in a watter
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Postby Naethyn » Thu May 31, 2007 1:49 pm

Not impressed, but damn it would be cool!
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Postby 10sun » Thu May 31, 2007 4:08 pm

Capture Nessy & then I'll believe.
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Postby Gaazy » Thu May 31, 2007 4:20 pm

WTB Loch Ness on girl porn video
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Postby Arlos » Thu May 31, 2007 4:42 pm

Could Jack The Ripper really have been a 40 foot Sea Monster from Scotland? This Bullshit recreation shows how it could have happened....


(bonus points to anyone who recognizes where that's from)

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Postby 10sun » Thu May 31, 2007 5:05 pm

Sounds like Monty Python off the top of my head.
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Postby Arlos » Thu May 31, 2007 5:11 pm

Nope!

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Postby Darcler » Thu May 31, 2007 9:00 pm

In conclusion, I'd like to say congratulations. Rigor mortis is the closest youve come to a hard on in 15 years.



I watched this with my cousin.
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Postby Arlos » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:37 am

Hysterical movie, isn't it? Gotta love Arsenio Hall getting owned.

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