by Gypsiyee » Fri May 30, 2008 11:28 am
seriously, if she does.. sit down with her and watch a few episodes. if you can get through an hour of watching her without wanting to vomit every time she pronounces ricotta "rrrro-CAUTTT-uhh" I commend you.
and good on her, I agree she has decent boobs, but that's like her whole crutch. 'hey guys, I'm a horrible cook but look how much makeup I can wear and how low cut my shirt can be and how badly I butcher the italian language!'
i think she's pretty and all, but man, no tv host has ever irked me the way she does. she makes me want to staple myself in the eye.
my other bane is michael chiarello - it's like every meal he makes he calls it easy then talks about how he's preparing it 4 days in advance and went to some unknown country called ikicuthiwatha to get the ingredients. "ok guys, you can get regular old cabbage at your market, but if you really want this dish to shine, I suggest you fly a few thousand miles." oy.
come to think of it, as much as i watch the food network there are far fewer people i like on there than dislike >< that new simply delicioso girl is blah too, and ina garten is a certified pompous ass - she's just pretty good at hiding it.
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the
minority now. It's
supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart