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Postby xaoshaen » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:33 am

Mindia wrote:Hey man, if you choose to not believe in Jesus the Savior, and Creation... good for you. But don't condemn those of us who do.


Hey man, if you choose to not believe in the Virgin Mary, Mother of Christ, good for you. But don't condemn those who do.
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:37 am

Mindia wrote:Maybe if you rub them long enough a Genie will pop up and grant you 3 wishes. Let me know how that works out for you.

Actually, a genie did pop up, but I had to flee due to a portly arab wielding a scimitar yelling "Hasan chop!" giving chase.
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Postby mofish » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:38 am

Mindia wrote:
mofish wrote:Maybe if you pray to your cross hard enough jesus will appear and forgive you. Wait no he wont, cause he wasnt the son of god, his mother wasnt a virgin, and he didnt rise from the dead. Grats dude, you worship a lie!


Hey man, if you choose to not believe in Jesus the Savior, and Creation... good for you. But don't condemn those of us who do.


Man, how am I supposed to respond to a reasonable response like this :wink:
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Postby Narrock » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:51 am

xaoshaen wrote:
Mindia wrote:Hey man, if you choose to not believe in Jesus the Savior, and Creation... good for you. But don't condemn those of us who do.


Hey man, if you choose to not believe in the Virgin Mary, Mother of Christ, good for you. But don't condemn those who do.


Nice spin attempt. I believe in Mary, the virgin mother of Jesus. What I don't believe in is the worship of an idol. There is a big difference.
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Postby Narrock » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:52 am

Jimmy Durante wrote:
Mindia wrote:Maybe if you rub them long enough a Genie will pop up and grant you 3 wishes. Let me know how that works out for you.

Actually, a genie did pop up, but I had to flee due to a portly arab wielding a scimitar yelling "Hasan chop!" giving chase.


:rofl:

Or was it... "TEN THOUSAND YEARS WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK!!!!"
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Postby xaoshaen » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:58 am

Mindia wrote:
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Mindia wrote:Hey man, if you choose to not believe in Jesus the Savior, and Creation... good for you. But don't condemn those of us who do.


Hey man, if you choose to not believe in the Virgin Mary, Mother of Christ, good for you. But don't condemn those who do.


Nice spin attempt. I believe in Mary, the virgin mother of Jesus. What I don't believe in is the worship of an idol. There is a big difference.


It's tough to believe in words you don't understand, eh? Allow me to explain... no, there is no time. Allow me to sum up: Catholics don't pray to statues of the Virgin Mary and don't ascribe supernatural powers to rosary beads.
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Postby Narrock » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:59 am

xaoshaen wrote:
Mindia wrote:
xaoshaen wrote:
Mindia wrote:Hey man, if you choose to not believe in Jesus the Savior, and Creation... good for you. But don't condemn those of us who do.


Hey man, if you choose to not believe in the Virgin Mary, Mother of Christ, good for you. But don't condemn those who do.


Nice spin attempt. I believe in Mary, the virgin mother of Jesus. What I don't believe in is the worship of an idol. There is a big difference.


It's tough to believe in words you don't understand, eh? Allow me to explain... no, there is no time. Allow me to sum up: Catholics don't pray to statues of the Virgin Mary and don't ascribe supernatural powers to rosary beads.


Proves what little you know about Catholicism.
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Postby xaoshaen » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:04 am

Mindia wrote:Proves what little you know about Catholicism.


Yep, as I mentioned, I'm not Catholic and am hardly a seminary scholar. Somehow, I manage to remain a bit ahead of such theological luminaries such as yourself, or would you care to point out which bit of Catholic dogma promotes either point?

I thought not.
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Postby Maeya » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:09 am

Forget the stick - We're beating dead horses with other dead horses =/

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Postby Phlegm » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:11 am

:rofl:
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Postby Xaiveir » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:14 am

ROFLMAO :rofl:
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Postby Narrock » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:07 pm

xaoshaen wrote:
Mindia wrote:Proves what little you know about Catholicism.


Yep, as I mentioned, I'm not Catholic and am hardly a seminary scholar. Somehow, I manage to remain a bit ahead of such theological luminaries such as yourself, or would you care to point out which bit of Catholic dogma promotes either point?

I thought not.


They're not going to admit it. They will conceal it as "asking Mary to pray for them, or asking a Saint to pray for or with them." You need to stop being so naive.
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Postby xaoshaen » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:18 pm

Mindia wrote:They're not going to admit it. They will conceal it as "asking Mary to pray for them, or asking a Saint to pray for or with them." You need to stop being so naive.


Ah, right. So Catholics don't actually worship statues of Mary? You just made that up? I wouldn't think anyone could actually misinterpret "asking Mary to pray for them" as worshipping a statue of Mary, so I'm going to have to go with deliberate propaganda on your part.

At least you've dropped the bizarre 'rosaries have magic powers' routine you were trying to assign to Catholics. Progress has been made!

I repeat, if you should actually find proof of either of the challenged claims, feel free to post it. Otherwise, continue with the backpedalling.
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Postby Narrock » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:15 pm

xaoshaen wrote:
Mindia wrote:They're not going to admit it. They will conceal it as "asking Mary to pray for them, or asking a Saint to pray for or with them." You need to stop being so naive.


Ah, right. So Catholics don't actually worship statues of Mary? You just made that up? I wouldn't think anyone could actually misinterpret "asking Mary to pray for them" as worshipping a statue of Mary, so I'm going to have to go with deliberate propaganda on your part.

At least you've dropped the bizarre 'rosaries have magic powers' routine you were trying to assign to Catholics. Progress has been made!

I repeat, if you should actually find proof of either of the challenged claims, feel free to post it. Otherwise, continue with the backpedalling.


Holy shit! Are you really that stupid or are you just messing with me? Backpedaling? LMFAO
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Postby Harrison » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:22 pm

Maeya wrote:Forget the stick - We're beating dead horses with other dead horses =/

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Thread over.

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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:30 pm

Did you make that yourself, Maeya ?!

It's beautimous!
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Postby Maeya » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:32 pm

Why yes, yes I did. :cool6:


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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:45 pm

It's Friday!
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:56 pm

Come domy extra work. :(

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Postby alezrik » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:00 pm

Mindia must know some freaky Catholics.

8 yrs of Catholic school and was never told to worship an idol of Mary or use my magic rosery beads.

I think I said the rosery like.....twice or something over those 8 years.
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Postby xaoshaen » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:38 pm

Mindia wrote:Holy shit! Are you really that stupid or are you just messing with me? Backpedaling? LMFAO


That is what it's called when you abandon previously made claims in the face of contrary evidence rather than addressing it.
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Postby Langston » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:21 pm

I worship Mary because she's a virgin... and everyone wants a little virgin action. AM I RIGHT!?!? AM I RIGHT!?!?!

And rosary beads aren't magical... they're mystical. Especially cool ones with rubber bands instead of wire/string for the beads - because not only do they grant wishes, but you can pop your buddy in the back of the head with them too!

Mindia - you forgot to bring up how Catholics are actually worshiping 3 Egyptian gods. How could you forget that little bit of propag.. *cough* FACT?

I'm disappointed in you... you're letting your seething Catholic hate commentary slip.
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Postby Narrock » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:17 pm

Langston wrote:I worship Mary because she's a virgin... and everyone wants a little virgin action. AM I RIGHT!?!? AM I RIGHT!?!?!

And rosary beads aren't magical... they're mystical. Especially cool ones with rubber bands instead of wire/string for the beads - because not only do they grant wishes, but you can pop your buddy in the back of the head with them too!

Mindia - you forgot to bring up how Catholics are actually worshiping 3 Egyptian gods. How could you forget that little bit of propag.. *cough* FACT?

I'm disappointed in you... you're letting your seething Catholic hate commentary slip.


Isis, Horus, and Seb. Yup, I remember well, you fruitcake. That's why there's an "IHS" stamped on each "Jesus" wafer. And I don't hate Catholics... I have quite a few Catholic friends. I just don't like how the RCC teaches those funky paganistic traditions. That's right I said Paganistic. If you've ever been to a Catholic funeral you'd know about that too. You know how the priest shakes the incense smoke all around the coffin? That's a pagan ritual. I swear, Catholics are walking a thin line of Christianity/paganism mixed in with idolatry and stupidity. But, to each his own. I'm just glad I studied all the major Christian denominations and chose the one Christian sect that follows the Bible closer than any other denomination without any bizarre rituals and idolatry.
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Postby Narrock » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:18 pm

xaoshaen wrote:
Mindia wrote:Holy shit! Are you really that stupid or are you just messing with me? Backpedaling? LMFAO


That is what it's called when you abandon previously made claims in the face of contrary evidence rather than addressing it.


Ok, you really are dumb.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:32 pm

Hey, stop celebrating on December 25th.

It's a pagan ritual.
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