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Postby Narrock » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:59 am

Ginzburgh wrote:http://ubersite.com/m/26004


LMFAO Oh my... the things you will google...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Adivina » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:39 am

Mindia wrote:
Adivina wrote:You are killing me with the sweet and lemony.... its not a pastry!!!


Ok, dip your finger in your snapper and lick your finger. What's the first flavor that comes to mind?


Not a lemon square, which is the most godly pastry ever.

Like I said, if pussies tasted like lemon squares I would become a lesbian just so I could have some free lemon pastry goodness.


Sorry man but people just taste like....people. I don't lick a dick and think HMMMM PENIS TASTES LIKE CHERRY!!! It just tastes like skin, dick tastes like dick, nothing else.
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Postby Agrajag » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:43 am

Adivina wrote:
Mindia wrote:
Adivina wrote:You are killing me with the sweet and lemony.... its not a pastry!!!


Ok, dip your finger in your snapper and lick your finger. What's the first flavor that comes to mind?


Not a lemon square, which is the most godly pastry ever.


So you did it? Pictures, please!
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Postby Adivina » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:44 am

No I didn't do it.... and I won't explain myself any further :P TMI if I do
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Postby Agrajag » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:48 am

Damn. Those would have been nice pics...
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Postby runamonk » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:56 am

My wife gets a taste of herself everytime I go down on her and come back up and give her a kiss...
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Postby Adivina » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:03 am

runamonk wrote:My wife gets a taste of herself everytime I go down on her and come back up and give her a kiss...


That was one of the examples I was going to provide but I wasn't sure if people would squeel with TMI. Most women know what they taste like just because of that, if not for the fact of putting on a show for their men, the typical rub down there, then put a finger on your lips in sexy taunting way.

ITS NOT A LEMON PASTRY!
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Postby runamonk » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:10 am

Adivina wrote:
runamonk wrote:My wife gets a taste of herself everytime I go down on her and come back up and give her a kiss...


That was one of the examples I was going to provide but I wasn't sure if people would squeel with TMI. Most women know what they taste like just because of that, if not for the fact of putting on a show for their men, the typical rub down there, then put a finger on your lips in sexy taunting way.

ITS NOT A LEMON PASTRY!


Yup yup.

Sorry Mindia, no lemon.

PS Welcome back Mindia, how ya been?
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Postby DangerPaul » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:21 am

Adivina wrote:
runamonk wrote:My wife gets a taste of herself everytime I go down on her and come back up and give her a kiss...


That was one of the examples I was going to provide but I wasn't sure if people would squeel with TMI. Most women know what they taste like just because of that, if not for the fact of putting on a show for their men, the typical rub down there, then put a finger on your lips in sexy taunting way.

ITS NOT A LEMON PASTRY!


I must again throw in my vote that when aryylas does fuck up, I am the first one called.
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Postby runamonk » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:22 am

DangerPaul wrote:
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runamonk wrote:My wife gets a taste of herself everytime I go down on her and come back up and give her a kiss...


That was one of the examples I was going to provide but I wasn't sure if people would squeel with TMI. Most women know what they taste like just because of that, if not for the fact of putting on a show for their men, the typical rub down there, then put a finger on your lips in sexy taunting way.

ITS NOT A LEMON PASTRY!


I must again throw in my vote that when aryylas does fuck up, I am the first one called.


Gonna have to wait in line Paul.
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Postby DangerPaul » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:39 am

I bet I am leading that line :p
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Postby Martrae » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:42 am

I love this thread. :)
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Postby Agrajag » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:46 am

Martrae wrote:I love this thread. :)
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Postby DangerPaul » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:46 am

me too, most fun I have had on NT in awhile
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:49 am

DangerPaul wrote:I bet I am leading that line :p



I actually am...I give her gold to stay in the front of the line
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Postby DangerPaul » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:51 am

I give her sage like wisdom every day.
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Postby Agrajag » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:55 am

DangerPaul wrote:I bet I am leading that line :p


kaharthemad wrote:I actually am...I give her gold to stay in the front of the line


DangerPaul wrote:I give her sage like wisdom every day.


Fighting over a chick on the interwebz, classy! I'm sure you're both in line for something.
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Postby runamonk » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:57 am

BJ?
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Postby Adivina » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:58 am

I would think its all good humored joking Ara. NT is about having fun. Hell - Kaha has Mart and she can understand its joking, you don't see her flying here foaming at the mouth.
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Postby Agrajag » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:17 am

Adivina wrote:I would think its all good humored joking Ara. NT is about having fun. Hell - Kaha has Mart and she can understand its joking, you don't see her flying here foaming at the mouth.


I know :(
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Postby Adivina » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:20 am

I know you know?
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Postby Martrae » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:21 am

Bah....I'm used to Kahar's harems. Every game we've played he's gathered a group of female players around him.


My very first thought when I met him was FLIRT! :)
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:26 am

in other words...its okay to window shop as long as I dont sample the goods.

Mar knows I have a select few I would take over her. Fortunately my chances to land any of them is a snow balls chance in hell.
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Postby Zanchief » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:31 am

Martrae wrote:Every game we've played he's gathered a group of female players around him.


They're probably dudes.
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Postby runamonk » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:32 am

kaharthemad wrote:in other words...its okay to window shop as long as I dont sample the goods.

Mar knows I have a select few I would take over her. Fortunately my chances to land any of them is a snow balls chance in hell.


"The list"

Yeah my wife and I have our lists. I think Christian Bale tops hers.
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