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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Dimuza » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:59 pm

you guys make me want to attend church with all of you.

im kidding, I dont think that any of us actually attend a church :p
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Jay » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:08 am

I think most from NT would burst into flames upon entry to a church.
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Evermore » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:54 am

all of you would sweat like a hooker if you went in to church! done lie!
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Zanchief » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:25 am

Why would I sweat like a hooker if I went to church?

I've been to church many times and the only effect it has on me is extreme boredom.
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby ClakarEQ » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:32 am

I home-church. You can't really trust theologians and religous folks anymore, them being crazy and all. So that only really leaves home-churching!! =D
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Reynaldo » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:27 pm

I still go just about every week.

Unfortunately, since I left a college atmosphere church, it's really become just an hour that I go and kind of meditate quietly while a guy talks and some people sing as audible noise. College church was great though, people upbeat and excited to be there instead of people seemingly just paying the piper before they die =/
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Jay » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:41 pm

Excuse the racism here but I'd be down for church if all churches were like black ppl church. Everyone's so into it, the singing is better and the pastors are so animated.
leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Tossica » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:47 pm

Jay wrote:Excuse the racism here but I'd be down for church if all churches were like black ppl church. Everyone's so into it, the singing is better and the pastors are so animated.



Indeed. It seems like churches in the deep south, regardless of race are much more energetic. When I was a kid I went to a Baptist church in rural Florida and there was serious energy. When I moved to MN, I felt like I was at a funeral every Sunday. Fuck white people and their lack of passion.
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Evermore » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:05 pm

Zanchief wrote:Why would I sweat like a hooker if I went to church?

I've been to church many times and the only effect it has on me is extreme boredom.



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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby brinstar » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:46 pm

Tossica wrote:
Jay wrote:Excuse the racism here but I'd be down for church if all churches were like black ppl church. Everyone's so into it, the singing is better and the pastors are so animated.



Indeed. It seems like churches in the deep south, regardless of race are much more energetic. When I was a kid I went to a Baptist church in rural Florida and there was serious energy. When I moved to MN, I felt like I was at a funeral every Sunday. Fuck white people and their lack of passion.


i can mostly get behind this but i also have to add that "contemporary" services are NOT the answer. either go super holy with a fifteen-ton pipe organ, or fire up an R&B/gospel band-- there's no place for watered-down alt-rock in church (or anywhere, for that matter)
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Jay » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:46 pm

brinstar wrote:
Tossica wrote:
Jay wrote:Excuse the racism here but I'd be down for church if all churches were like black ppl church. Everyone's so into it, the singing is better and the pastors are so animated.



Indeed. It seems like churches in the deep south, regardless of race are much more energetic. When I was a kid I went to a Baptist church in rural Florida and there was serious energy. When I moved to MN, I felt like I was at a funeral every Sunday. Fuck white people and their lack of passion.


i can mostly get behind this but i also have to add that "contemporary" services are NOT the answer. either go super holy with a fifteen-ton pipe organ, or fire up an R&B/gospel band-- there's no place for watered-down alt-rock in church (or anywhere, for that matter)


This post belongs in the bible. Brinstar 1:1
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Harrison » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:02 pm

I'm not very religious at all, but for some reason I have been getting into a lot of Christian Metal.

TDWP and August Burns Red specifically.
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Zanchief » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:13 pm

Evermore wrote:
Zanchief wrote:Why would I sweat like a hooker if I went to church?

I've been to church many times and the only effect it has on me is extreme boredom.



there is a special place in hell fo ryou.


Not worried about things that don't exist.
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby brinstar » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:03 pm

Jay wrote:Brinstar 1:1



haha !


fake edit: also, wtf is this "You may embed only 3 quotes within each other" bullshit
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Harrison » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:04 pm

Zanchief wrote:
Evermore wrote:
Zanchief wrote:Why would I sweat like a hooker if I went to church?

I've been to church many times and the only effect it has on me is extreme boredom.



there is a special place in hell fo ryou.


Not worried about things that don't exist.

You seem pretty confident in knowing something that no one is able to know.

:arms:

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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Zanchief » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:31 pm

Harrison wrote:Good job! You've won Life!


Comparatively speaking? Sure.

Everyone knows I'm right. Some might just have deeper levels of delusion.
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Evermore » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:24 pm

Zanchief wrote:
Evermore wrote:
Zanchief wrote:Why would I sweat like a hooker if I went to church?

I've been to church many times and the only effect it has on me is extreme boredom.



there is a special place in hell fo ryou.


Not worried about things that don't exist.



you mean things like a grasp on reality outside of your own little world?
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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Evermore » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:26 pm

Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:Good job! You've won Life!


Comparatively speaking? Sure.

Everyone knows I'm an idiot. I dont realize how many levels of delusion exist in my mind.




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Re: Science, they're still learning

Postby Zanchief » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:37 pm

Evermore wrote:you mean things like a grasp on reality outside of your own little world?


I'm not sure you should be talking about grasping reality mr. I believe in walking on water turning sticks to snakes and parting seas and what not.

My reality is pretty clear.
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