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Martyrs in for a rude awakening?

Postby Phlegm » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:07 pm

All they may get are grapes and not virgins.


For example, the Koran says martyrs going to heaven will get hur, and the word was taken by early commentators to mean "virgins," hence those 72 consorts. But in Aramaic, hur meant "white" and was commonly used to mean "white grapes."

Some martyrs arriving in paradise may regard a bunch of grapes as a letdown. But the scholar who pioneered this pathbreaking research, using the pseudonym Christoph Luxenberg for security reasons, noted in an e-mail interview that grapes made more sense in context because the Koran compares them to crystal and pearls, and because contemporary accounts have paradise abounding with fruit, especially white grapes.



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Postby Jay » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:09 pm

I read that as Martrae was going to heaven to get virgins at first.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:10 pm

LOL

I caught a virgin once...I threw him back.
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Postby Jay » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:15 pm

What about the virgin that you're married to?
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Postby Evermore » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:49 pm

She is married to Kahar not you Jay.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:50 pm

He definitely wasn't a virgin.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:54 pm

Gay sex doesnt count :wink:
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Postby Martrae » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:55 pm

Curses!
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Postby Evermore » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:22 pm

:owned: :bowdown:
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Postby Jay » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:04 pm

Evermore wrote:She is married to Kahar not you Jay.


Wait you mean dry humping doesn't count?
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:01 pm

oh god..hearing jay say dry hump fucks with my world
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Postby Darcler » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:05 pm

Hearing anyone say dry hump makes me cringe. I hate that term. No, I just hate the word hump...thats what it is.

Also _ilk makes me feel weird...milk, silk etc.
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:15 pm

I am going to attend a few islam services here where I live in about a month when I get back into school. I can't wait to write that paper.
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Postby Evermore » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:22 pm

Gargamellow wrote:I am going to attend a few islam services here where I live in about a month when I get back into school. I can't wait to write that paper.


im confused. you are writing a paper about islam people dry humping? you may just start a jihad
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:29 pm

heheh....I don't have time to struggle against the enemies of Islam. I need to think about other things.
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