Holy shitballs batman it's a near earth object

[Harrison]

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news146.html

Won't have to worry about this one until approx 2029 though...

[Tikker]

I'm sure god will just make it go away, or if it hits earth, only heathens will be affected

[Narrock]

Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

[labbats]

I'm upset that this even entered my consciousness. The sooner the media stops crying wolf, the sooner I start watching the news again.

[Treehorn]

The Jesus will rapture his faithful away before the shit gets too heavy down here np~

[labbats]

Probably. But just to be sure, I'm putting on my purple tracksuit and drinking poison.

[Tikker]

Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

[Mudcrush Durtfeet]

That's a damn big rock, and I think the first time they've found anything of significant size that had a > 1% chance of striking Earth in our lifetimes.

Notable for that, if nothing else.

[Malluas]

sooo.........when is the big quake suppose to hit again? 10 years ago...

bogus!

[Donnel]

We'd better send Bruce Willis, Ben Afflek, Robert Duvall and Tea Leoni for good measure on this one.

[Drem]

liv tyler can sing in the music video

[Xaiveir]

We'd better send Bruce Willis, Ben Afflek, Robert Duvall and Tea Leoni for good measure on this one.

Im going too.....


Then entire way im singing "Im leaving on a jett plane....i dont know when ill be back again............"

[Tikker]

It's a proven fact that drilling for oil is harder than being an astronaut

[Narrock]

Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

[Donnel]

Your clock is slow.

[Tikker]

Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

As opposed to you, that has no off switch for the idiocy?

[brinstar]

liv tyler can sing in the music video

neigh

[Captain Insano]

If liv tyler sings we should also get Mr. Ed and make it a duet.

[Narrock]

Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

As opposed to you, that has no off switch for the idiocy?

OMG That was freakin HILARIOUS! TIKKER IS TEH FUNNEYZZ

[10sun]

Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

As opposed to you, that has no off switch for the idiocy?

OMG That was freakin HILARIOUS! TIKKER IS TEH FUNNEYZZ

Proof God has a sense of humor.
if God exists.

[Antilus]

Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

As opposed to you, that has no off switch for the idiocy?

OMG I TOOK THIS GUYS COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH AFTER I REALIZED IT WASNT JESUS, TURNS OUT LOLZ LOLZ IT WAS LOLZ A GOD DAMNED LOLZ RANDOM LOLZ COCK LOLZL MOUTH .. LOLZ COCK LOLZ OUCH LOLZ HE JIZZED LOLZ ROFLZ IN MY LOZL EYEBALL LOZL IT STINGS LOLZLZLZLZ ROFLMAO

fixt~

[Leadaira]

Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

That was sweet Minda...

[Malluas]

god has played too many tricks on me for me to like him anymore

i mean, near death experiences (1970 RV going 90 with 2 escaped murders from Folsom prison driving barely missing my friends car... 1 foot away on my side.) broken neck, seperated shoulder, dislocated stuff... until he looks out for me once... god is on my shitlist

yes you can say he saved me.. but god damnit looks alot like he is tryin to kill me

[Diekan]

Probably. But just to be sure, I'm putting on my purple tracksuit and drinking poison.

Don't forget your roll of quarters.

[Ganzo]

god has played too many tricks on me for me to like him anymore

i mean, near death experiences (1970 RV going 90 with 2 escaped murders from Folsom prison driving barely missing my friends car... 1 foot away on my side.) broken neck, seperated shoulder, dislocated stuff... until he looks out for me once... god is on my shitlist

yes you can say he saved me.. but god damnit looks alot like he is tryin to kill me

When a Man died, God showed him the road of his life. God said, see footprints next to yours, that was me walking alongside you, guiding you. Man said, what about parts where there is only one set of footprints. God said, this was most dificult times in your life. Man said, so God why did you abandon me in most dificult times, when i needed you most. God said, I did not abandon you, you only see one set of prints because during your most dificult times, I was carrying you.