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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:11 am

New concept, i r sure.
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Postby araby » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:13 am

Taxx wrote:thanks for that infoz Araby I NEVER KNEW THAT! LIEK WHOA


Yah I've seen your pic tubby and I'm sure it's news :wink:
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Postby Mop » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:13 am

Stacy stands on her head, to make the sperm have a harder time swimming to her eggs. Works like a charm.
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Postby Tacks » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:23 am

Oh noz personal attacks! I cry now!

PS: go fuck another guy and pop out another kid
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Postby Mop » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:25 am

Hey fuckers keep on topic, what other witch doctor methods can I use to ot get women pregnant, I like burning candles too I hear that helps
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Postby vonkaar » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:32 am

Barry Manilow.

Sperm are allergic to him. Just play that in the background and have baby-free sex all night.
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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:43 am

Isn't that also the method to becoming sterile? If you're just looking for one night might want to take it down a notch!
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Postby Tacks » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:45 am

Milli Vanilli always gets me turned on, I dunno about you all
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Postby Jennay » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:10 am

Sounds like Dana and Stacy are in the trying stage as I am :)

I don't know about you two, but I'm about ready to pull out my prom dress ( It actually fits me again!! Yay) , use birth control and have him wear a condom :P Maybe I'll have an accident!
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Postby Mop » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:18 am

lol ya no.
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Postby Jennay » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:25 am

Maybe I should stop taking it in the ass =/
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Postby Agrajag » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:30 am

Jennay wrote:Maybe I should stop taking it in the ass =/


All my dreams are ruined now :cry:
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Postby Mop » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:31 am

Were you looking for husband to give it to you in the ass, or ....
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Postby Adivina » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:07 am

TAXX YOU LIE!

*looks at Taxx like he just shit on the floor*
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:47 am

vonkaar wrote:Barry Manilow.

Sperm are allergic to him. Just play that in the background and have baby-free sex all night.
Yes, but I thought you had to be gay to be able to achieve erection with Barry Manilow playing in the background....I know I certainly cant get wood with that crap playing, my peen0r cries foul and attempts to hide under my junx
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:15 pm

I'll be first in line to get the male pill. I can't wait. All these scheming bitches trying to spawn the mack daddy's baby our now shit out of luck. All they can expect is a good dickin' and a taxi ride home.


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Postby Diabolik » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:45 am

STDs will skyrocket as less men wear condoms.
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:55 am

my sperm is radioactive. I need not fear STD's.
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