a secret agent man visited me today

[araby]

at work, I noticed my co-worker's husband and said, "oh hey, she's with a patient at the moment" and he said, "actually you're who I want to talk to."

apparently, because I'm pretty and can talk to people, he and special agent narcotics asked if I'd be interested in working under cover for them for money. They would pay me $50-100 to go to some clubs and try to get someone to sell to me. My safety would be guaranteed and I wouldn't have to testify, and of course I'd have to keep it to myself.

I said, "you want me to be a narc?" and they said..."yah."

can you believe that lol

[DangerPaul]

don't count too much on your safety, someone like me would come back and find you after being set up and butcher you in your sleep... really worth $50-$100 a pop?

[Phlegm]

Did you do it?

[araby]

no way that's like the worst tattle-tail ever

[Gaazy]

wouldnt care much about being a tattle tail, it would be the part about hard drug dealers definitely trying to find you and kill you for ratting them out

[Drem]

I'd so do that. These ppl never get touched. If you get in deep they'll probably get you a new name and relocate you under witness protection. That'd be badass