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Best...Divorce...Letter... Ever (Textually NSFW)

Postby Lyion » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:13 pm

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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:17 pm

"throat yogurt" and "cinnamon ring" ROFL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:18 pm

:bs:
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Postby Xaiveir » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:22 pm

HA that is funny as hell. Loved it...bravo!
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Postby Gaazy » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:22 pm

hahaha thats fucking awesome
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:34 pm

u bastards
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Postby Dylan » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:41 pm

Copied from the confessions website.
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Postby Lionking » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:00 pm

:lol:
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Postby Jay » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:29 pm

throat yogurt lol
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Postby leah » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:58 pm

that made me giggle hehe
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:06 pm

With one of those bodies that only youth or maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you.


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Postby Menlaan » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:53 pm

:bowdown:
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Postby kaharthemad » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:02 pm

good lord...I have not laughed that hard in a long time...that was awesome. thanks
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:43 pm

That was great LOL
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:20 pm

oldie, but a goodie~
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Postby Markarado » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:21 am

He has sex with his ex's sister and wants to get back together with her.. wtf...
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:24 am

Don't you have jokes in MALAYSIA?
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Postby Markarado » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:33 am

Nope. We don't have jokes in Malaysia
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Postby Zanchief » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:37 am

I think that was a Maylasian joke.

So to answer your first question Kizzy, no I don't think so.
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Postby runamonk » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:09 am

I'll have to remember the cinnamon ring lol.
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:02 am

Martrae did not find the letter as funny as I did
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Postby Jazendar » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:57 am

Is mart ray's middle name Connie and ex husbands Dan?
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:41 am

nope and nope
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Postby Jazendar » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:31 pm

No sense of humor then~
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