What i did for my GF on V-day

[Harrison]

Prostitutes don't loot, niggers do

[Jay]

nope... jay fucked that up.

Aww wipe the blood off your pussy. I've said sooo much worse shit dude.

Only joking, Jay.... I'll take a better one of her and put it on here. Give me alittle bit to get one up though...

No need to work so hard bro. Just get us a bangbus password and we'll just watch her vids.

[Gypsiyee]

Prostitutes don't loot, niggers do

ugh =\

[Arlos]

I think just about EVERY guy has a suite of "psycho chick ex-girlfriend" stories. I know I've got some, and have friends with far worse ones. So, Mindia, on that subject at least, I can definitely empathize.

Gotta love the following song:

I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind
Well she's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind
She talks about closure and that validation bit
I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit

Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
She thinks she's the victim
Yeah

Now I know she'll feel abandoned
If I don't stay over late
And I know she's afraid to commit
But it's only our second date

Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
She thinks she's the victim
But she takes it all out on me

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don't mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That's where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy
When we're gettin' it on

Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
She's playing the victim
And taking it all out on me
My god she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay

If you think I'm controlling
Then why do you follow me around
If you're not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Not much you can do, really. Keep hoping you can find a non-psycho woman, there's got to be SOME out there somewhere, even if they're awfully hard to locate...

-Arlos

[Martrae]

There used to be some but Diekan's screw them and disappear act messed them up, too.

[10sun]

I think just about EVERY guy has a suite of "psycho chick ex-girlfriend" stories. I know I've got some, and have friends with far worse ones. So, Mindia, on that subject at least, I can definitely empathize.

[Song Deleted]

Not much you can do, really. Keep hoping you can find a non-psycho woman, there's got to be SOME out there somewhere, even if they're awfully hard to locate...

-Arlos

I thought I had found a stable one. We had dated off and on a few years ago, nothing really serious, nothing committed.

So she and I had chatted briefly about going out when I get back to Ohio. She had brought it up really, I had just said okay. I still like her, she is a very smart and very attractive woman with a good personality that had just a few weird quirks that I never understood.

So I was settling down to watch the tail end of The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly last night after getting home from dinner with my father.

She drunk dials me... and she starts going on with her insecurity that I won't date her when I get back to Ohio and blah blah blah and I felt really awkward.

And how she wishes I was there because she didn't want to be at the concert that she is currently at and she'd have rather taken me home and fucked me tonight...

She started crying and rambling about how she is lost in life and just wants some companionship.

I felt awkward and just listened for the next 15 minutes until I fake yawned and said that I was sleepy and that I needed to get to bed.

Women are weird.

-Adam

[Narrock]

Prostitutes don't loot, niggers do

Oh really? Ever heard of a loot whore?


LOLZERBLADES

[araby]

we're all whores. we get paid for a service. we usually get fucked.