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Postby Jay » Tue May 08, 2007 2:42 pm

kinghooter00 wrote:jay, you funny little china man.


I may look like a china man but your wife will tell you I'm black under the sheets.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue May 08, 2007 3:14 pm

not like she would know the difference in the grand canyon gaping vagina she sports.
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Postby runamonk » Tue May 08, 2007 3:22 pm

Tacks wrote:Rofl this dude continues to show his sheer brilliance. LOLZ WE R GOING 2 TEH MEXICOS IN THE INDIAN OSHUNZ OR SUMTHING ALSO I M GOING 2 SEE KING TUTS TOME IN THE ESKIMO RUINZ DOWN THERE IN AUSTRALIAS WE R GOING 2 HAV FUN THX ALL! NOW TELL ME WUT DO EYE DO WHEN EYE GET THERE DO I DRINK STUF?????????????11111 ONE


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Postby Darcler » Tue May 08, 2007 4:03 pm

Boo fucking hoo yourself. You did nothing. You still have time, shitforbrains. The "honeymoon" phase is under a year, or until you start fighting daily. You still have 8 months, ass.
If I were you, I just wouldnt respond to this post. I'm in a reeeally bad mood and I feel like banning people.
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Postby runamonk » Tue May 08, 2007 4:04 pm

:google:
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Postby araby » Tue May 08, 2007 4:20 pm

oh boy this thread got funny fast.

Gypsiyee wrote:not like she would know the difference in the grand canyon gaping vagina she sports.


like a catcher's mitt?
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Postby Darcler » Tue May 08, 2007 4:27 pm

hotdog down a hallway
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Postby 10sun » Tue May 08, 2007 5:27 pm

Her cuntflaps still look like month old roastbeef?
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue May 08, 2007 5:37 pm

Awww, KH called me fat. He hurt my e feelings. The last person from this board to see me was Martrae and Mr. Martrae, and even since then I have continued working out and getting into shape. Try again. Its not my fault you married a whore.
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Postby Martrae » Tue May 08, 2007 6:02 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Awww, KH called me fat. He hurt my e feelings. The last person from this board to see me was Martrae and Mr. Martrae, and even since then I have continued working out and getting into shape. Try again. Its not my fault you married a whore.


And we saw ALL of her!



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Postby The Kizzy » Tue May 08, 2007 6:31 pm

Im not ashamed, kiss.
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Postby Ganzo » Tue May 08, 2007 6:53 pm

did i miss something here? :ugh:
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue May 08, 2007 10:59 pm

Im not fat, Martrae and I had lesbian relations while her husband watched, Jay is a short asian man, Gypsyiee is dating a "Jew" and Kinghooter still gets sloppy seconds from his wife when he gets home. Only now he's taking her to Mexico where the semen crusted on her chin will probably have a spicey zest, and then maybe he will believe she is a cheating whore.
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Postby Markarado » Wed May 09, 2007 12:27 am

Is it possible for someone to adapt to more unhealthy water and food?

I've been living in Asia since I was 7, and I've never really worried about what I eat. I have had food poisoning twice, but other than that I've had no problems. I eat just like the locals do in China, Thailand, Malaysia, India, etc... A lot of tourists go to these places and make the effort to be extra careful about what they eat and drink yet they still get sick. At least half of the people I know that have gone to India spent their entire trip sick with food poisoning.

Am I just getting lucky or have I adapted? I think my stomach can just about take anything at this point ;p


The second time I got food poisoning was because the beef was rotten. I thought it tasted weird because I was so incredibly high on caffiene haha...
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Postby Harrison » Wed May 09, 2007 12:32 am

Yes, it is possible.
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Postby 10sun » Wed May 09, 2007 1:20 am

Markarado wrote:Is it possible for someone to adapt to more unhealthy water and food?

I've been living in Asia since I was 7, and I've never really worried about what I eat. I have had food poisoning twice, but other than that I've had no problems. I eat just like the locals do in China, Thailand, Malaysia, India, etc... A lot of tourists go to these places and make the effort to be extra careful about what they eat and drink yet they still get sick. At least half of the people I know that have gone to India spent their entire trip sick with food poisoning.

Am I just getting lucky or have I adapted? I think my stomach can just about take anything at this point ;p


The second time I got food poisoning was because the beef was rotten. I thought it tasted weird because I was so incredibly high on caffiene haha...


You already have Hepatitis, don't worry.
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed May 09, 2007 5:45 am

Do you speak any other languages besides English Mark? NOt that it makes a difference, I am just curious.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed May 09, 2007 5:58 am

Markarado wrote:Is it possible for someone to adapt to more unhealthy water and food?

I've been living in Asia since I was 7, and I've never really worried about what I eat. I have had food poisoning twice, but other than that I've had no problems. I eat just like the locals do in China, Thailand, Malaysia, India, etc... A lot of tourists go to these places and make the effort to be extra careful about what they eat and drink yet they still get sick. At least half of the people I know that have gone to India spent their entire trip sick with food poisoning.

Am I just getting lucky or have I adapted? I think my stomach can just about take anything at this point ;p


The second time I got food poisoning was because the beef was rotten. I thought it tasted weird because I was so incredibly high on caffiene haha...



Like Harrison said, yes it's possible and probable even. It's just like germs.. you have to be exposed to them to gain immunity to them; your body adapts to whatever it's exposed to on a regular basis.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed May 09, 2007 5:59 am

The Kizzy wrote:Im not fat, Martrae and I had lesbian relations while her husband watched, Jay is a short asian man, Gypsyiee is dating a "Jew" and Kinghooter still gets sloppy seconds from his wife when he gets home. Only now he's taking her to Mexico where the semen crusted on her chin will probably have a spicey zest, and then maybe he will believe she is a cheating whore.


I laughed
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed May 09, 2007 6:25 am

Gypsiyee wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:Im not fat, Martrae and I had lesbian relations while her husband watched, Jay is a short asian man, Gypsyiee is dating a "Jew" and Kinghooter still gets sloppy seconds from his wife when he gets home. Only now he's taking her to Mexico where the semen crusted on her chin will probably have a spicey zest, and then maybe he will believe she is a cheating whore.


I laughed


so did i, except for that last part.... :-x
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed May 09, 2007 6:26 am

where did cheating wife come from now??? Thats new....
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Postby Tacks » Wed May 09, 2007 7:21 am

No it's not.
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed May 09, 2007 7:22 am

oh.... :ugh:
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed May 09, 2007 2:24 pm

Okay, everyone, have fun times... I'll be back...don't you worry,... good talking today though. had fun...
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