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by **runamonk** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:41 am

I was rear-ended by a car this morning...right then I knew it was going to be a really bad day!

When the driver got out of his car, I realized he was a dwarf as were the other people in his car.

He looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

That's how the fight started.

by **Trielelvan** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:49 am

LMFAO!!!

I'm sorry you got rear-ended. Hope you're ok.

by **runamonk** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:03 am

LOL I didn't, it was a joke that someone sent to me and my reaction was the same as yours LOL.

by **Narrock** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:04 am

by **Xaiveir** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:20 am

ROFLMAO thats some good stuff right there.

by **Tikker** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:38 am

punch line should have been:

"I was going to guess that you were dopey"

by **Trielelvan** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:40 am

runamonk wrote:LOL I didn't, it was a joke that someone sent to me and my reaction was the same as yours LOL.

I should have known that :rofl:

by **Lyion** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:47 am

by **Xaiveir** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:10 am

Tikker wrote:punch line should have been:

"I was going to guess that you were dopey"

or

My guess would have been grumpy

by **ClakarEQ** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:13 am

Be careful what you say, the dwarf could sue you for mental cruelty or who knows what LOL

by **Trielelvan** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:00 pm

"No, your honor. I did not ridicule him. He's just angry because he thinks I'm after his lucky charms."

by **Jay** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:12 pm

"We have to wait for the cops to get here and file a report. Better call Dr. Evil and tell him you're gonna be late."

by **10sun** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:16 pm

I am watching Time Bandits, the only movie to come close to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's number of little people.

by **Naethyn** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:58 pm

10sun wrote:I am watching Time Bandits, the only movie to come close to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's number of little people.

wizard of oz?

by **Kramer** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:25 pm

funny

by **Tikker** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:59 pm

Return of the Jedi?

Willow

by **Zanchief** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:10 pm

10sun wrote:I am watching Time Bandits, the only movie to come close to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's number of little people.

This isn't the first time you say "I'm watching..." Do you really pause your movies to post on Internet?

by **10sun** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:27 pm

I play movies in the background while I am working as white noise instead of music quite often or I may not be able to stomach it all in one sitting. In this case it was the latter.

by **ClakarEQ** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:31 pm

Time Bandits always reminded me of Buccaro Bonzia (sp), don't know why but every time I think of Time Bandits BANG Buccaro pops in the head LOL

I don't recall any midgets in BB, hmm well maybe the "star" dwarf from Time Bandits was in there, it's been years since I saw either.

by **Lionking** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:18 pm

10sun wrote:I am watching Time Bandits, the only movie to come close to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's number of little people.

Not even close to this: <br /> <br /> <img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51P79GS26XL._AA240_.jpg">

by **Zanchief** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:16 pm

10sun wrote:I play movies in the background while I am working as white noise instead of music quite often or I may not be able to stomach it all in one sitting. In this case it was the latter.

W...T...F... are you just dogging on Time Bandits? It's one of the best children's movies of all time. It destroys Pans Labyrinth in just about every way.

by **Gaazy** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:53 pm

A comedian said that joke on Leno last night.

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