uh, like, some US americans don't have maps!

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uh, like, some US americans don't have maps!

Postby araby » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:21 am

thanks miss teen south carolina, you win the dumb chick award!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXM

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Postby araby » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:23 am

hahahahahaha...oh shit. that's so funny!! look at mario lopez's face...
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Postby Martrae » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:34 am

Oh dear God
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:47 am

gives validity to the insult "Dumb Blonde"
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Postby araby » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:04 am

and southerners...
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Postby Trielelvan » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:08 am

:eyecrazy:

wow...

that was like a train wreck of verbal diarrhea
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Postby The Notorious » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:19 pm

I think my IQ went down some from watching that.
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Postby Gaazy » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:09 pm

Im gonna have to blame that more on being a dumbshit blond ethan a southerner rofl good god what a retard
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Postby Ouchyfish » Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:03 pm

araby wrote:and southerners...


Yes because there have never been any dumb teen bitches up north. :mystery:
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Postby Kramer » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:05 pm

holy fucking shit.
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    Postby Ouchyfish » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:07 pm

    Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


    Tossica wrote:Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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    Postby Markarado » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:07 pm

    :lol:
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    Postby Kramer » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:13 pm

    "everywhere, like such as"
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      Postby Tikker » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:18 pm

      I'm pretty much speechless after that

      early on, I was all ready with a "this is how the world sees all americans" and then she just kept going on and on, and I think she even said something about Iraq should help with the US education?

      haha omg
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      Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:02 am

      its all about South Africa...
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      Postby Durothil Skyreaver » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:31 pm

      Attack of the Show had this clip with subtitles. It didn't make anymore sense when you knew exactly what she was saying. It probably had the opposite effect.
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      Postby Eziekial » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:35 pm

      What? Was she talking about something :boobs:
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      Postby Diekan » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:33 pm

      That level of lack of intelligence isn’t all that uncommon with women who look that good. Hey, like it or not – it’s true. Soon as [they] realize they’re “hot” they completely stop trying. Stop trying to learn, stop trying to apply themselves. Now sure, there are a lot of that do actually make something of themselves and can read past a 3rd grade level, but by and large… naw. They know that all they’ve got is shake their ass, bat their eyes and play the “in need” role and droves of dumbass men will come running to do their bidding in hopes she might actually end up wanting him. Laugh if you want but it’s true. Like I said, not all hotties act this way, there are some who have applied themselves and made something worth while out of their lives. This chick is dumb as a brick, not because she lacks the intellect to learn, but because she knows she doesn’t have to.

      By the way, most super hot chicks suck in bed too. Like everything else, they know they don’t have to try.
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      Postby Harrison » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:16 am

      Hey guys, Diekan is ranting about women again. I, for one, am surprised.
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      Postby Ouchyfish » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:42 am

      Diekan wrote:That level of lack of intelligence isn’t all that uncommon with women who look that good. Hey, like it or not – it’s true. Soon as [they] realize they’re “hot” they completely stop trying. Stop trying to learn, stop trying to apply themselves. Now sure, there are a lot of that do actually make something of themselves and can read past a 3rd grade level, but by and large… naw. They know that all they’ve got is shake their ass, bat their eyes and play the “in need” role and droves of dumbass men will come running to do their bidding in hopes she might actually end up wanting him. Laugh if you want but it’s true. Like I said, not all hotties act this way, there are some who have applied themselves and made something worth while out of their lives. This chick is dumb as a brick, not because she lacks the intellect to learn, but because she knows she doesn’t have to.

      By the way, most super hot chicks suck in bed too. Like everything else, they know they don’t have to try.


      I think it's a matter of stage fright and fucking up under pressure. This isn't the first time a human being has done this when put on the spot.

      Her colossal fuckup will not be as immortal as Bill Buckner's or Leon Durham's. In another week, no one will remember her.
      Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


      Tossica wrote:Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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      Postby Eziekial » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:54 am

      i'll remember her for a least two weeks :jerk:
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      Postby Yamori » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:15 pm

      I honestly feel a little bad for her. They're kind of throwing a 500mph curve ball there in asking a beauty queen contestant well... anything requiring abstract thought. It's common knowledge that these people are major dummies. ;\
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